*dies8

June 9th 2027, 5:29 PM

h u h

June 9th, 2027, 5:31 PM

omg the day that nar f**king kills me

*Nar

nar*

No

yes :)

o k

June 9th 2027, 5:37 PM

So, moral of the story: Don't go outside on June 9th, 2027 from 5 to 6 PM, ok?

O k

But I'll prolly forger

write it down

Or you can just remind me when the time comes

i will be in a different one by then

"Different one" of what????

macrocosm

I’ve come to make an announcement
Puro the black goo is a bitch ass motherf**ker, he transfurred my collegues. That’s right. And he said it was THIS IMPORTANT and I went like “that’s disgusting”. So I made a callout post on my imgflip dot com. Puro, you are a bitch. Your dick is like this walnut, BUT WAY SMALLER. Here’s mine, baby. No goo, no fur. And you know what? I’m GONNA TRANSFUR THE EARTH! But wait, no, I’m gonna go higher, I’m gonna transfur the MOOOOOON WITH MY SUPER LAZER LATEX!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BECOME THE LATEX DROPPLEEETTSSSSSSSS COME DOWN TO EARTH. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?
VIETNAMBALL OUT

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