Forgot It Was St. Patrick's Day.

I’m a man and I’m scared of getting pregnant, I’m a man that’s not possible if I got pregnant I’d f**king piss my pants

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's called over eating

Like when you eat a ton and you go to take a dump and you feel like your shit is an actual baby

See I do that. Overeating is amazing

I eat as much as nikocado avocado and i'm still 20 lbs underweight

Pretty much same here dawg

My ass hurts worse just from a fart that burns compared to a turd thats like 4 inches in diameter

I understand your pain. All men do

No gender suffers pain worse than the other

Yes I know I’m just saying that as a man I can relate to the pain you describe

The worst pain i experienced was from laughing WAY too hard at things i find funny

Some fat kid went down an inflatable water slide right after I did and went flying into my nuts. Hurt so f**king bad

OMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

And as you know the worst part about getting racked is the fact that it hurts for time after you get hit, it lingers

Don't color the pregnant one

I crossed it out tho-

Works too