i hope i don’t get hurt ;~;

have it fight with my Johnathan doll

i-

In true shitty creepypasta fashion

Put you in a garage sale and disappear once someone buys you

😢

I have no idea what's sadder

The fact I'd do that and only that

Or the fact I've read so many shitty creepypastas that I know how it starts

Sounds like how I was raised

Make it face a mirror and see if it becomes horny

LMFOAOAOA

F**k i-

w u h

If I hated you, I would not stick a needle in the chest.
I would stick a whole f**king sword

😢

But I don’t hate you so maybe a toothpick in the arm or something like that

:>

Rip out your kidneys, and feed them to the orphans, saying they're "kidney beans"

noooo

Shove my cock so deep in it that the doll would be bursting from the seams with semen 😳👊

Wh

Whatever makes you happy

Use you as a baseball

😢

lick between the legs 😫

Bye

"Shyness can be quite advantageous. Why? Strawberry Cookie contains no real strawberries, only the flavoring. Were she as active and energetic as other cookies, her artificial strawberry fragrance would have worn off in no time! Strawberry Cookie feels so ashamed of her main ingredient, she'd never want the truth to come out. If only she understood that this yummy strawberry scent is one of the many reasons other Cookies love her!"

starve

do you hate her that much

grr

aw

*grabs a jar*

huh

*beats doll with said jar*

I slather you in barbeque sauce and blood, season you, and throw you in jack's chain room, on a full moon.

that sounds a lil... nvm..

what?

it sounds little lot like feeding his soul to the werewolves,have you gone a little TOO far? 🤨 📸

no bro, I make jack miserable enough, may as well feed him

Id curb stomp it
i got nothing against u, i just wanna curb stomp the doll

:[

like i said, nothing personal

probably forget about it 5 seconds after getting it, leaving it sitting on the top shelf

because i forgetful

Comet: DESTROY IT WITH THE WHOLE FREAKING ASTEROID BELT!

Tbh I would hug you bc you're such a cool person and I'd bring you everywhere with me like I do with my stuffed mimikyu(ignoring the fact that I'm almost a grown adult), because again, you're such a great person

Plus I thought I'd give you a break from all the pain everyone seems to want to give a ram3nTheNoodle voodoo doll 😬

🥲 JSHCGVEGWGEHF I LOVE YOU ALREADY BRUV

*d i e s-*

if you had one i’d hug you and pat you on the head and dress you up and uh

i’d hug you
a lot : , D