Tell me

Standards:
Must not be my partner
I must stay single until the end of time

lol yeah

This type is my type

instant boner claimed

Yes

Oh ok……wait

What

She has a dick

And?

Ok..

ayo wtf is this sorcery

My favorite kind of sorcery

Lmao

My favorite

be*

Just bc Nar

Jus nar?

Yes

Kk

nar fiend af

lol
She’s not my type but I can see the appeal

you have no type
you ain’t go ever get another bitch

lol I do
My type is a girl who is bout the same age as me
Nice boobs
Slim
Long hair
Wears baggy clothes
Decent personality
Similar likes
And jus someone who understands me

That might be too specific lol

that’s so f**king basic
i see that shit everyday at school

Lol idk

Big Ass
Big Tits
Million Dollar smile
Likes me
Is gamer

lol

First off they must be attracted to boys (pain)

Fr

Also I got a gf like 4 years ago but it was elementary school and I was hated, she was one of the few girls in there sooooooo I got bullied for having a gf while the rest didn’t, and she also got bullied for being with me so she cheated on me with one of the cool guys (let’s call him Matt for this purpose, not his irl name)
And then Matt convinced her to say to me that it was all faked and that messed up stuff (brainwashed or maybe bc of shame bc I was one of the unpopular guys, I could deffo see some uncomfortableness in her face when being with him)
Then she also cheated on him with another of the cool guys (karma) and then back with one of my friends (let’s call him Mike for this purpose, also not his irl name)
Mike actually apologized to me but my ex didn’t really have contact with me so I never even got a full apology (even though it was already just forgotten and we still became sort of friends)

Bro…
That’s messed up
And elementary?

Yeah I was like 10/11 then……
I’m 15 now and I never got a gf ever since

Sad

And as I mentioned I had a crush on a girl like a year ago and I turned out she was lesbian, she still doesn’t know about this
She said sorry once when she talked about her partner but idk if she was joking or she was actually trying to not disappoint me and to make me feel better :/
(Still good friends with her thankfully, she’s a good and chill person and I’ve gotten over it)

But the problem was: Mike was in the unpopular group just like me and he got bullied too, and the girl got bullied again too
And she couldn’t handle it anymore so she moved to another school, never heard from her again.
Also keep in mind that the fact that I was with the girl still had me bullied at that time, so Mike also got bullied.
He moved away 1 year later too and never heard from him either.
I still stayed and eventually I was in a class full of boys (literally all the girls got bullied away) and I got bullied until I finished elementary school and went to middle school…

Also the timespan between her breaking up with me bc of the continuous bullying of the rest of the class and her leaving the school bc of again bullying was like 1 year (and her relationship with Mike lasted like 6/7 months soooooo)