The dog: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE REVENGE. I REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SIN YOU COMMITTED. I REMEMBER ONCE I ACCIDENTALLY THREW MY CHEW TOY OVER THE FENCE AND YOU DIDN'T THROW IT BACK. HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING. I ALSO REMEMBER WHEN I DUG A HOLE INTO YOUR BACKYARD AND YOU PUT ME BACK AND FILLED UP MY HOLE!!! AND YET YOU CALL ME THE BAD ONE. SO THIS ULTIMATE REVENGE. A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR THE SALVATION OF THE WORLD.
