???
Did you mean Belarus?
Or is this just a joke?
Caught in a confused
No escape from fallibility.
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see...
I'm just a naïve kid,
I need no sympathy
'Cuz I'm EASY COME
EASY GO
LITTLE HIGH
LITTLE LOW
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to meee,
To me.
*piano sadness plays*
Mama, just killed a man.
Trajo una chancla a un duelo,
Él no podía escapar, ahora está muerto.
Mamaaa, war had just begun
But now they had to go and kill everybody!
MAMA! OO-OOO-OOH!!!
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again, just remember:
No radon, no radon, cuz it will surely kill you.
*more depressing piano music ensues*
Too late, the guerilla has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body aching all the time
Then again, it could be ALL MY BULLET SCARS
I gotta leave you all behind and face the truth...
MAMA! OO-OOOH-OOOHH!!!
I don't wanna die!
So I'm defecting to Lesotho so I DON'T DIE!!
*spontaneous guitar riffs that are a bit sad and speak something but nobody knows what*
*repetitive low piano notes*
I see a silhouette of a man
SKADABOOM SKADABOOM MUST'VE BEEN PHOTOBOMB
NUKE STORMS AND PARTICLES VERY SICKENING TO ME
*suddenly, music transition*
*suddenly, I regret looking up the lyrics to "Another One Bites the Dust" and do not even want to try to parody that*
Putin Mayo! (Putin mayo)
Putin mayo! (Putin mayo)
Putin Mao Xi Jinping
Minus Nine Billio-o-o-o-o-
-on Social CREDIT!
I'm just a post-apocalyptic warrior
He's just a-tryin' survive world's end
Spare his status of mere surviving!
*quiet piano*
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
FOR RUSSIA, NO!! WE'LL NEVER LET HIM GO!
(Let him go!) FOR CHINA, NO!! WE'LL NEVER LET HIM GO!
(Let him go!) FOR MY CRED, WE'LL NEVER LET HIM GO!
(LET ME GO) HOW ABOUT NO?
(LET ME GO) https://imgflip.com/i/47ine3
Why don't you let me go-o-o-o-o
o-o-O-O-O!!
Oh mama mia, mama mia, why has pizza time stopped?
I have a gun especially put aside for Waluigi
Waluigi
Lui-GIII!!!!!!!
*a super epic guitar riff series that is probably saying something angry ensues*
So you think you could abduct me and and get out ali-i-ive!
*minor epic brief riff*
So you think you could bring a gun while I have a kni-i-IFE?!
Ooooh baby, won't you listen to be baby!
I willl always get out, I always get out of here!
*more awesome riffs*
*music slows down*
*similar tone but sadder piano music plays*
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
When in close combat....
*closing sad piano music*
