Actually grandfather told me to use a Beret 50

oh god

Actually grandfather told me to use an M26 Pershing Medium Tank

Even better

oh good they havent ffound the bully's body yet

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Benelli is a pretty good brand, personally i have a mosburg ar 15 but the benelli is still good

Grandfather don't be joking

it was a "ketchep" stained cafetorium

i was told to use a shotgun