Part 1: static's origins

Nok: "Who are you?"

James: *just shrugs it off*

Nok: "The vessel species is strange."

James: I bet......

Nok: "It's fairly obvious purely with the way most vessels act, along with the average vessel size."

James: huh.........

*the police are outside*
Nok: "The majority of vessels are about 1 inch in height, but that's just in Hallownest, the only vessel origin kingdom. There are female vessels, but only a small fraction are still alive, and vessels don't breed."

James: aren't you aware that the f-ing POLICE ARE OUT THERE!?

Nok: "So what?"

James: WHAT IF THEY KNOW THAT I'M HERE!?

*Nok takes his Doritos and exits the building*

*two days later*
James: *kinda tired* done
New bot: walks in, and it looks like just a female Static, but instead of teal lights, it's rose* hey there!

Nok: "Hi."

James: Her name is Stasis

Nok: "Huh."

James: I gonna go take a long nap *starts going to his bedroom*

Nok: "Okay."

*funny thing is, half way there, he just fell on the ground and slept there*

Nok: "Oh."

Stasis: *sits down on the couch*

Nok: *thinking* "I really want to see Shawnø right now."

James: oh

Greht: "I've got enough energy to disappear now."
*Greht walks out the front door and disappears*

James: hm...

*Nok just watches Greht disappear*

James: oh...

Nok: "He's gone."

James: okay

Nok: "I'm getting kind of tired."

James: the only place you can sleep, is on the couch

Nok: "That's fine with me."
*Nok lays down on the couch*

James: good......... good

Nok: "They... fell before they could say anything."

James: oh......... okay......... great to know that I'm in a house with a murderer...

Nok: "I also do assassin work sometimes."

James: just a subclass

Nok: "Whatever."

James: ...... *silence*

*Nok sits back down and finishes his Doritos*

James: ...... gonna go work on the new bot

Nok: "Ok!"

James: what kind is that?

Nok: "Lifeblood."

James: figured *continues eating his popcorn*

Nok: "Lifeblood popcorn can make me high sometimes."

James: oh? how so?

Nok: "I don't know."

James: oh...... okay

Nok: "Technically, drinking Lifeblood is cannibalism."

James: o-o

Nok: "Healthy cannibalism."

Static: you sure? we have every game known to man

Nok: "Even Hollow Knight?"

Static: modded to have multiplayer

*Nok gasps*
Nok: "I'm down for that."

James: *gets two controllers out* you wanna play with me, or Stasis? or even Static

Nok: "What if we all played together at once?"

Static: sure
James: *plugs in both controllers*
Stasis: *joins in without a controller*

Nok: "Are we gonna start a new save?"

Static: *clicks new save* yea

Nok: "I beat the game's 112% achievement, but I won't spoil anything."

James: *equips it*

*the Lifeblood creature looks at James and Nok*

James: ...?

*Nok picks it up*
Nok: "Lifeseeds are some of the most fragile living things in the world."

James: I bet...

Nok: "I accidentally squish them a lot while trying to examine them... Life finds a way, I guess."

James: huh...

Nok: "They're quite fascinating."

James: they sure are....

Nok: "They don't fight. They're cowards."

James: ...no...

Nok: "Well, you're talking to the man himself!"

James: ... well, I'm wanted by the government

Nok: "I'm known across the galaxy for my countless piles of bodies and burnt cities. I can also do THIS!"
*Nok opens a portal to Hell*

James: whu......

Nok: "I use the portal to go see my friend!"

James: ...And who is that?

Nok: "Shawnø, an eyeless demon with a bloody smile."

James: ... creepy......

Nok: "He's usually in his pitch black room on floor 73 of The Tower."

James: I do have those, but be careful not to touch any of my machinery *goes to the kitchen, and pulls out a medium size bag of Doritos, and Baked Lays*

*Nok pulls his hands into his cloak*

James: ...?

*Nok starts faintly glowing*

James: wha...... are... you okay?

Nok: "What?"

James: you're...... glowing......

Nok: "Well, that's not on purpose."

James: ... does it mean anything?

Nok: "Depends on the color."

Stasis: how many questions do you have?

Nok: "A few."

Static: ask away

Nok: "What game was that? How are you playing the game? How are you playing together? How do you see the game? How do you control it? How do you see... At all?"

Static: BTD battles 2.
Stasis: we downloaded it.
Static: an online connection that James installed into us.
Stasis: it is plastered in front of us.
Static: We can move the tab it is connected to.
Stasis: also, bonus, we can hear each other's voices when we text each other.

Nok: "Woah."

Static: yea, a bit to take in.

Nok: "I know someone that knows a living radio."

Stasis: oh?

Nok: "I can also do this."
*Nok opens a portal to Hell*

James: *watching*

*Nok opens a portal, sticks his hand in and pulls out some burning popcorn*

James: *Blows out the fire, and eats a little bit of the popcorn*

*some blood comes out of the portal and gets on the popcorn*

James: *picks out all the pieces with blood on it* can you close that portal please?

*Nok closes the portal*

James: thanks *eats more popcorn*

Nok: "No problem."

James: *continues to watch, occasionally eating a bit of popcorn here and there*

*Nok eats some blue-ish popcorn*

Stasis: *goes back in the kitchen*

Nok: *thinking* "I wonder what they're doing with the Lifeblood..."

*after a little, she comes back in with muffins, and some of them were lifeblood*
Stasis: I made muffins!

*the Lifeblood in Nok's horn is slowly rising*

Stasis: *puts the muffins on a table, gets the horn piece, and puts it back on Nok*

*some Lifeblood glues the horn shard back onto Nok's horn*

Stasis: I made lifeblood muffins for you

Nok: "Thanks!"

Stasis: no problem!

*Nok smiles*

Artist(self insert, and same deal with Leaf): I don't know why I did that, but I did *disappears*

Nok: "What just happened?"

Irl me: I don't know, but byeeeeeee *gone*

*every single one of my OCs besides Nok walks into the house

*Static and James wake up cause of the commotion*
Static: *Texting Stasis* what are all these people doing here?
Stasis: *texting Static* don't know

Aestol: "How did I get here?"
Aerus: "Nobody cares."
Matok: "I need a bigger audience."
*Half opens the fridge*
*everybody else just sits at the couch*

James: *looking at all the people* good thing I got a big couch... *still a bit tired*

Greht: "Do you have any liquid Void?"

Artist: *walks in* (he a void person, made of a sort of moldable void)

Greht: "The kind that I can drink."

*after a few minuets*
James: *comes stumbling out, and instantly shut the door again, and fixes his posture, then steps to the side* I would like to Introduce you to "Project Static"
*then, something opened the closed door*
Static: *a robot that looks oddly human, but has a TV for a head* hey *he seemed a bit shy*

Nok: "Oooh!"

James: He was made to "help humanity", and hopefully he can reach that goal... he even has, what I call "living AI", able to do thing at it's own command

Nok: "That's really cool!"

James: took me a painful 1 1/2 years...

Nok: "That doesn't seem like it's that long."

James: it felt way longer than it was

Nok: "Maybe it's because you weren't having fun?"

James: no, even though it was hard work, it was still fun

Nok: "Oh."

Static: oh god.........

*Nok's head falls off*

Static and Stasis: *terrified*

*Nok picks his head up and puts it back on*

Static: was that your head, or a mask?

Nok: "My head."

Static: *creeped out*

Nok: "I'm the God Of Lifeblood."

Leaf(his one Cameo, this is the first, and last time you will see, and hear of him again in this RP): I'm the god of B E E S *disappears*

Nok: *wheeze*

James: ah......

*a piece of the ceiling falls onto the Lifeseed*

James: *catches it, before it hit the lifeseed*

Nok: "It's gonna die eventually. Even a single crumb of literally anything can kill it."

James: ... well then, how did it not die when I pet it?

Nok: "Because, it was scared of you, and they solidify their Lifeblood when they're scared."

James: oh...... okay

Nok: "Yeah, that's their stupid defense mechanism."

James: oh

Nok: "If their Lifeblood is solid for too long, they die anyways."

Artist: *gets out a straw, and drinks a bit of himself, he has the consistency of a milkshake* oh god......

Greht: "Technically, vessels that drink Void are cannibals, because Void itself is alive, and vessels are made of Void."

Artist: but I'm not a vessel...

Greht: "Then you have the wrong kind of Void."
Cole: "My horns are so long that I accidentally broke the roof already."

James: *looks* god dammit, it's to early in the morning for this....

Junt: "I can't even."

James: who, and why are you and the rest even here?

Aerus: "I'm Aerus."
Aelitinus: "I'm Aelitinus."
Aestol: "I'm Aestol."
Writh: "I'm Writh."
*Wrent doesn't say anything*
Half: "I'm Half."
Matok: "I'm Matok."
Ocapt: "I'm Ocapt."
Shell: "I'm Shell."
Box: "I is Box."
Junt: "I'm Junt."
Cole: "I'm Cole."
Greht: "And I'm Greht."

James: *takes a sip of coffee* ok, why are you here?

Writh: "None of us know."
Junt: "Box isn't supposed to have a sniper rifle."

Stasis: *smiles*

James: yea... I still have a bunch of extra parts as well, so I could possibly make another

Nok: "That's even better!"

James: I was thinking a female version... to conserve on recourses, of course

Nok: "That seems like it would fit."

James: I'll start soon

Nok: "Ok."

James: ...so what now?

Nok: "I don't know."

James: ...... I have chips

Nok: "Doritos?"

James: it's pretty faint......

((it's purple-ish btw))
Nok: "But what color is it?"

James: some shade of purple.....

Nok: "Then i'm not getting infected."

James: ...?

Nok: "It happens. Doesn't do anything, just shows that I'm not infected."

James: o-...... okay...... you still want Doritos?

Nok: "Yeah."

James: *throws him a bag*

*Nok catches it with one of his horns*

Static: me and Stasis will basically work like a TAS

Nok: "Whoa..."

Static: yea

Nok: "That's way fast."

Static: we are robots after all

Nok: "There's actually a small mistake in the Hollow Knight TAS, right at the end."

Static: that was actually done for a reason

Nok: "Oh."

Static: for better RNG

Nok: "Ok."

James: *terrified* your... head......

Nok: "What about it?"

James: ... it...... fell off......

Nok: "That's normal."

James: *picks it up, and puts his head back on* there......

Nok: "Thanks."

James: no problem......

Nok: "It happens every time I meet someone."

James: huh......

Nok: "Have you ever heard of Nok, the greatest criminal in the world?"

James: .... so what now?

Shawnø: "I don't know."

James: hm.........

Shawnø: "Hm."

James: ......

Shawnø: "What's that?"

James: ?

*Shawnø points at a wrench*

James: Oh, thats just fow a "little" project that I've been working on...

Shawnø: "But what is it?"

Stasis: *Playing games on her TV, aka, her head*

Nok: *thinking* "That's really cool."

*then he looked over at Static and realized that they are playing against each other*

Nok: *still thinking* "That's even cooler!"

*eventually, it ends up as a draw*

*Nok just watches, surprised*

*he finds out they have there own way of communicating, without speech, by them saying "good game" to each other*

*Nok is just surprised*

Static: were you watching? Not like it's bad or anything, but I'm just asking

Nok: "Yeah."

James: oh... sorry.... but, that... is a pretty good name

Nok: "Sorry for what?"

James: I just thought... uh.... I'm...... not really sure

Nok: "It's fine."

James: okay......

*Shawnø walks out of the still open portal*

James: who-... who are you?

Nok: "That's Shawnø."

James: Nice to meet you

Shawnø: "It's nice to meet you too."

*the floorboard creaked, and on the other side of the couch, Stasis woke up*
Stasis: .. hm? Oh, hey Nok

Nok: "Good morning..."

Stasis: good morning......

*a couple of Lifeseeds are on Nok's head*

Stasis: those are cute

Nok: "They're also very fragile."

Stasis: huh.....

Nok: "VERY fragile..."
*a small rock falls and hits one of the Lifeseeds, killing it*

Stasis: oh......

Nok: "At least there are a lot of them."

Stasis: ... I'll make breakfast *gets up, and goes to the kitchen*

Nok: "Ok..."

Static: you wanna play games?

Nok: "I'm good."

Static: okay
James: *comes in* hey

Nok: "Good morning."

James: good morning
Stasis: I made coffee
James: Thanks

*Nok pulls out a coffee cup filled with Lifeblood*

James: *sits next to Nok, and takes a sip of his coffee*

*Nok drinks his Lifeblood*

James: oh, okay

*Nok gets covered in a layer of Void*

James: *goes to his bedroom*

*Nok falls asleep*

James: *goes to sleep*
*next morning Nok was awake first*

*Nok gets rid of the layer of Void*

*he was the only one awake*

Nok: "What time is it?"

*8:46*

*Nok stands up*

James: *starts petting it*

*it eventually stops trying to run*

James: or you just need to be friends with it *smiling*

Nok: "But it's still not attracted to you."

James: but it stopped running, so that's a start

Nok: "Just put it on the floor and watch."

James: *puts it on the floor*

*it starts running towards Nok*

James: oh......

Nok: "It's because I have a heart of Lifeblood."

James: anything planned?

Nok: "No, not really."

James: ... okay
Stasis: hey Nok

Nok: "What?"

Stasis: can I use a little life blood real quick?

Nok: "Sure. Just break the tip off of one of my horns."

Stasis: ... okay *does it*

*there's a bunch of liquid Lifeblood inside of his horn*

Stasis: *gets a little in a cup*

*Nok is completely still*

???: James

Nok: "I wasn't expecting a legitimate reply."
*Nok puts his hands on the sides of his head*

James: Why so? *he stopped working, and turned to him*

Nok: "Usually, they're just startled."
*Nok's head starts spinning*

James: I've had many people come and go, always asked my name, I'm used to it *goes back to working*
*Nok realized he had oil stains on his coat*

Nok: "You're the first person to miss my head spinning."

James: huh, well, I'm a busy man

Nok: "My name is one letter off of the name of the masochistic shapeshifter, Nosk."
*Nok's head falls off*

James: *Turns around* Oh god!

Nok: "What?"

Stasis: huh......

*Shawnø walks out of the portal and sits down on the couch*