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anything that brain of yours can be found

we've got mountains of content

some better
some worse

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If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first~

Welcome to the internet
come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous womens feet?

there's no need to panic

This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

Be happy
be horny
be bursting with raaaage

We got a million different ways to engage

start a rumor
buy a broom

We got a million different ways to engage~

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time

start a rumour
buy a broom

or send a death threat to a boomer
or DM a girl and groom her
do a Zoom or find a tumor in your————

Here's a healthy breakfast option!
y o u s h o u l d k i l l y o u r m o m

Here's why women never f r i c k you
Here's how you can build a bomb

Which power ranger are you?
take this quirky quiz!

obama sent the ImaGraNTs to VaCciNaTE your kiDS

Could i interest you in anything?
All of the time?

a little bit of everything, all of the time,

Apathy's a tragedy
and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything
All of the time~

welcome, to the internet~

put your cares aside,

here's a tip for straining pasta

Here's a nine-year-old who died—
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports!

And a bunch of coloured pencil arts
of harry potter characters f u c k i n g each other

Welcome to the internet!!!!

Hold on to your socks
cuz a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his c o c k

They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you MORE—
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w h o r e~

See a man beheaded
get offended
see a shrink

Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think