POV: your new slave came in the mail today

Shadow: oh hello come in come in

Easton: Hi, did you order a slave online?

Shadow: yes

Easton: Well, I have arrived

Shadow: well come in

Easton: Okay then. What do you desire of me?

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=PEG9Ilt8LxQiY3x9X7nugksrDnZaHpOS

HELM GNAW

Levi: Oh. Uh, okay…

Easton: Hi, did you order a slave online?

Levi: I wouldn’t think them as a slave, but yeah.

Easton: Alright then. What do you desire of me?

Levi: Well first, come inside.

Easton: Okay.

Levi: *Sits on the floor*

Easton: *sits on the floor in front of Levi*

Levi: Feel free to do whatever you want.

Easton: Alright then.

Levi: *He nods*

Easton: Is something wrong?

Levi: Nah

Easton: Okay then?

Levi: Mk.

Easton: *lays on the floor and stares at the ceiling*

Levi: …

Easton: But I thought you ordered me to be your slave?

Levi: When the time is right, I’ll give you orders. For now, you need to get comfortable.

“Hey, how’s it going? Come right in here and I’ll get you settled. Then we’ll have a chat about what you’re gonna be doing.” https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=xRBEa0RcBJ3POwFtQ5PIUkKFOR636x3x

That pickup line is funny

Ikr

Orion: *opens door* hello?

Easton: Hello, did you order a slave online?

Uhh... yeah?

Easton: Okay. What was I hired for?

ava: huh!

Easton: Hi, did you order a slave online?

Blue: oh hi you must be Easton right?

Easton: Yep.

Blue: I’m blue

Easton: What do you desire of me?

puro: hello who is it

Easton: Your new slave?

puro: yup

(wait male or female?)

Male

(f**k this shit I'm out)

(Okay)

Hary: hi

Easton: Hi

hary: cutie

Easton: What?

Hary: *kiss*
(hary is bi btw)

Easton: Hey, what are you doing?!?!!

Hary: I love you

Easton: But I just met you?

Hary: but you're SOOOOOO CUTE

Easton: I don’t believe in love at first sight

Hary: oh...

Easton: Who are you?

Hary: Hary

Easton: Yeah.

(gtg)

Easton: But I’ve never met you so how can you love me

Hary: ~

Hary: love at first sight