i hate being old

As a black person I play this game irl

black people = alligators confirmed

I feel like im going to have a heart attack from all these childhood games

there’s actually a game from before sandy hook
remember sandy hook

never heard of it

12/14/2012
newtown, ct

still dont know

school shooting

delicious 😋

no you idiot
they’re dead and have been for almost 10 years

yum yum

they’re probably already decomposed

Eat the bones.

you don’t eat bones
they taste disgusting

My childhood-

i remember getting really angry at that dumb crab game and just never playing it again

it wasn’t even hard i just sucked at everything back then

I deadass played all except mr crab, rayman jungle run and papa pear saga

mr crab was hard if you were an idiot like me

It’d be hard for young me

i didn’t even scream
i just was like “ugh” and just never played it again

Makes sense

my sister, however
she screeches

Demon child

Y'all grew up playing where's my water LMAO imagine not playing the Phineas and Ferb version (Where's my Perry, in case you were wondering) SMH.

played that too

Nice

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

I played a lot of these

nostalgia