I was at the park this beautiful morning on my phone arguing with strangers on the internet about nonsense. I decided to set up my voice recognition security in case I ever lost that Spawn-of-Hal Droid POS. A stray dog came by and barked at just the wrong moment... The dog ran away. I looked for the pooch but couldn't find him so I left my phone at the park in case the dog returned so at least someone could get some use out of it. I hope he doesn't post something the violates FB TOS because I'll be sent to Zuckertraz...
