Musume: So, Kashiko, if you feel guilty about making Sayori and Sephiroth do all of the dirty work, how come you haven’t tried to do it yourself this entire time?
Kashiko: I’ve been wanting to do it all this time. But it’s mainly because I can’t do math
Musume: Kashiko, do you even know what you’re saying? What do you mean you can’t do math? And what does math have to do with the dirty work you were talking about?
Kashiko: I can do basic math, Musume
Musume: Fine. What is 16+7?
Kashiko: 23
Musume: What is -4 times -7?
Kashiko: 28
Musume: What is the square root of 49?
Kashiko: 7
Musume: Now think of any number then divide it by zero
Kashiko: I just noticed that all of the previous equations had a 7 in it. Anyways, the answer is undefined
Musume: Now what do you mean when you claim to be bad at math?
Kashiko: I can’t do calculus, the math that helps people understand the ways of the universe apparently. But from what I’ve been seeing, maybe we could instigate a cosmic collision course by altering functions. Or maybe I’m just assuming things
Musume: That’s ok, you wouldn’t necessarily need to know that much math. All that matters is that you have the honor of being by their side. And I’m sure Sayori and Sephiroth are completely fine with you being unable to do the math, because if they weren’t, you wouldn’t be here having this conversation with me right now
Kashiko: Maybe you’re right. It’s what’s in your heart, not what you know. Thanks, Musume
Musume: *winks* No problem! Anyway, good luck!
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