pizza man is here

no i didn't
but i can take it off your hands

this is the wrong address i think

no it's not
you came here to deliver a pizza
now
HAND
OVER
THE
PIZZA

wait
i was supposed to deliver this in richmond british columbia and this is richmond virginia

no me and corpse are already eating it

;-;

you can have the pizza in the freezer

:(

go get it out

but i wanted the deep dish :(

no but I’ll gladly take it

i think i got the wrong state

No
But can I have it

Please I'm hungry

i’m hungry too tbh

Perhaps we can share it

well there are 2 and a bottle of soda so we can each have a pizza and half of a bottle of soda

Deep dish ain’t pizza motherfcker

1. oops
2. close enough
3. it’s wien in german
4. you try to spell Ljubljana off the top of your head
5. oops

Spelling Ljubljana is easy when you know that the capital of Burkina Faso is Ouagadougou and the capital of Palau is ngerulmud

go to chicago and say that

Chicago didn’t invent pizza u idiot
Deep dish just a fake imitation

i bet you’re from new york

U know there are other parts in the world than America right?

yes
yes i do

Name 30 nations then

1. Finland
2. Denmark
3. Sweden
4. Norway
5. Germany
6. Austria
7. Netherlands
8. Belgium
9. Luxemburg
10. France
11. Switzerland
12. Czechia
13. Slovakia
14. Italy
15. San Marino
16. Monaco
17. Spain
18. Portugal
19. UK
20. Ireland
21. Slovenia
22. Croatia
23. Bosnia
24. Serbia
25. Montenegro
26. Albania
27. Hungary
28. Bulgaria
29. Greece
30. Turkey

need i go on?

Capital cities now
Oh yeah btw don’t google it
You have 5 minutes, good luck.

Helsinki
Oslo
Stockholm
Berlin
Wien
Amsterdam
Brussels
Luxemburg
Paris
Prague
Bratslavia
Rome
San Marino
Monaco
Madrid
Lisbon
London
Dublin
Ljubljana
Zagreb
Belgrade
Podgorica
Tirana
Budapest
Sofia
Athens
Ankara

1. Wrong order
2. It’s Bratislava
3. It’s Vienna not Wien
4. You replied too late
5. You missed some capital cities

+NY pizza ain’t real either, no one asked for thicc crust and a ketchup-like tomato sauce
What’s next, no mozzarella but American processed cheddar cheese?

okay