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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “Go away. I have more important matters to deal with.” *blasts you back with a wave of energy*
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[deleted]
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assasin: what the hell
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “What?”
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[deleted]
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assasin: what magic is this?
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “It’s not magic, it’s technology.” *walks away*
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[deleted]
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assasin: *pulls out crossbow and shoots it*
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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*the arrow stops midair, crackling with light blue energy* Maxis: “What the heck do you have against me?”
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[deleted]
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assasin: shows bounty
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “I have no idea where you got that.” *he shoots a light blue laser at it and it crumbles into ash*
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[deleted]
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assasin: *is now pissed u messed with his job*
Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “Go, do something productive.”
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[deleted]
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assasin: ok *kills someone*
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “No! Why do you fight your fellow mortals?”
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[deleted]
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assasin: for profit
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “When you have experienced the things I have, you know the value of a fellow life.”
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[deleted]
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assasin: life doesnt matter to me bc life that was precious to me was already taken so i use it for my own profit
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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Maxis: “You are terrible.” *opens a portal and walks through*
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[deleted]
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assasin: *throughs spike on chain and stabs it in ur back and pulls u back out* were not done
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Head_Cult_Leader_C
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*Maxis catches it* Maxis: “Oh, we are.” *throws it back as the portal closes*
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_Jacket_
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go***amn can't go to the store
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: hi ezio
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[deleted]
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nattal: now i dont even want to kill u
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: you can try but it wouldn't work anyway
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[deleted]
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nattal:well i mean i have killed gods but u dont seem like someone i want to kill just for someones greed
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: you know what your a nice guy wanna join the mafia?
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[deleted]
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nattal: i would but i work for the creed *shows emblem on shoulder*
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: oh right well if you ever get banned from them guess you have a backup
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[deleted]
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nattal: ok then thanks but ezio has gotten a bit strict on wages per job
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: huh ok
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[deleted]
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nattal: u see when u do jobs for the creed u get a commission for completion so we went from 80% commission to 65% commission and im struggling to take care of my family
High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: well this should fix things *hands you a suitcase when you open it all you see is cash* think of it as a gift from the boss
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[deleted]
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assasin: *kills you*
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: so close *all you did was stab the floor* but I flash stepped out right before death
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[deleted]
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assasin: but ur last words were going to be hi ezio but im not ezio
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: oh well sorry that I got your name wrong so who are you?
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[deleted]
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assasin: i am nattal and what i wonder caused u to be hunted by me
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: I'm the ceo I guess of the local mafia
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[deleted]
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nattal: ah no wonder but u seem like an innocent person
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: I give out pizzas and kill monsters that eat lost souls
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[deleted]
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nattal: then explain to me y theres a bounty on ur head for 1mil
High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: well it's because people want my powers locked inside my boss I have an alternate personality which is my boss and people want his powers
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[deleted]
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nattal: *hands it back* im sorry but i cant take it
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: why not?
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[deleted]
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nattal: i just cant to be honest i want to work for my hard earned money not just be handed things
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: huh your different from everyone else
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[deleted]
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nattal: ig u could say so, my wife tells me they could be blessings from god but i want to feel like i earned it somehow
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: maybe this might work on you *pulls out an arrow *
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[deleted]
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nattal: what r u doing
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High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: I'm gonna see if you can get a stand
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[deleted]
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nattal:u better not stab me
High_hopes_for_life2
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Kat: nope not fully atleast *takes your finger and slightly cuts it with the arrow* now we wait
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