assassin and u

Maxis: “Go away. I have more important matters to deal with.” *blasts you back with a wave of energy*

assasin: what the hell

Maxis: “What?”

assasin: what magic is this?

Maxis: “It’s not magic, it’s technology.” *walks away*

assasin: *pulls out crossbow and shoots it*

*the arrow stops midair, crackling with light blue energy* Maxis: “What the heck do you have against me?”

assasin: shows bounty

Maxis: “I have no idea where you got that.” *he shoots a light blue laser at it and it crumbles into ash*

assasin: *is now pissed u messed with his job*

Maxis: “Go, do something productive.”

assasin: ok *kills someone*

Maxis: “No! Why do you fight your fellow mortals?”

assasin: for profit

Maxis: “When you have experienced the things I have, you know the value of a fellow life.”

assasin: life doesnt matter to me bc life that was precious to me was already taken so i use it for my own profit

Maxis: “You are terrible.” *opens a portal and walks through*

assasin: *throughs spike on chain and stabs it in ur back and pulls u back out* were not done

*Maxis catches it* Maxis: “Oh, we are.” *throws it back as the portal closes*

go***amn can't go to the store

Kat: hi ezio

nattal: now i dont even want to kill u

Kat: you can try but it wouldn't work anyway

nattal:well i mean i have killed gods but u dont seem like someone i want to kill just for someones greed

Kat: you know what your a nice guy wanna join the mafia?

nattal: i would but i work for the creed *shows emblem on shoulder*

Kat: oh right well if you ever get banned from them guess you have a backup

nattal: ok then thanks but ezio has gotten a bit strict on wages per job

Kat: huh ok

nattal: u see when u do jobs for the creed u get a commission for completion so we went from 80% commission to 65% commission and im struggling to take care of my family

Kat: well this should fix things *hands you a suitcase when you open it all you see is cash* think of it as a gift from the boss

assasin: *kills you*

Kat: so close *all you did was stab the floor* but I flash stepped out right before death

assasin: but ur last words were going to be hi ezio but im not ezio

Kat: oh well sorry that I got your name wrong so who are you?

assasin: i am nattal and what i wonder caused u to be hunted by me

Kat: I'm the ceo I guess of the local mafia

nattal: ah no wonder but u seem like an innocent person

Kat: I give out pizzas and kill monsters that eat lost souls

nattal: then explain to me y theres a bounty on ur head for 1mil

Kat: well it's because people want my powers locked inside my boss I have an alternate personality which is my boss and people want his powers

nattal: *hands it back* im sorry but i cant take it

Kat: why not?

nattal: i just cant to be honest i want to work for my hard earned money not just be handed things

Kat: huh your different from everyone else

nattal: ig u could say so, my wife tells me they could be blessings from god but i want to feel like i earned it somehow

Kat: maybe this might work on you *pulls out an arrow *

nattal: what r u doing

Kat: I'm gonna see if you can get a stand

nattal:u better not stab me

Kat: nope not fully atleast *takes your finger and slightly cuts it with the arrow* now we wait