from the earth i rise and to the earth i one day will return. what's up mothershuckers? my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall. and i'm here today to introduce you to: 🌽 Corn. *applause* corn is a north american cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. it is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavore. side effects of corn may include: choking, i guess.
🎶come down today, try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn 🎶
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