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CONSERVATIVES CONSTRUCT THESE
IMPOSSIBLE FANTASY NARRATIVES
THAT OFTEN CONTRADICT EACH OTHER
AND NEVER MAKE SENSE. THEN THEY GET CALLED ON IT. THEY GET
REALLY NASTY AND GET ALL VICIOUS AND
SNARKY. BUT ALL THE NAME-CALLING AND
DEATH THREATS IN THE WORLD WON'T
MAKE THEIR FANTASIES COME TRUE.