(if it isn't obvious, this is a joke/bambi rp)

(newer OC here) Jason: bruh what yo pasty ass doin here?

Bambi: Sure, how many cobs you want?

Jack: a couple hundred, I got a big freezer for all of em

Bambi: Alright! Hmmmm..... that will be...... $25!

Jack:....25$? how much is that a cob?!

Bambi: Prolly 1 cent, all of the cobs you wanna buy comes to a total of $25, or maybe extra.

Jack:....HOLY SHIT BRO! GIMME DAT * pays him the money*

Bambi: Okay! Get all the cobs you want! And don't worry, I can regrow them! :D

Jack: F**K YEAH! * grabs as much as he can* LATER! *pops away*

Bambi: Okay..... *sigh* I'm bored now......

Jason:* starts breathing*

Dave: :( I just looking at this golden apple from minecraft :(

Jason: You look poor as hell, where is the fuggin gucci on your ass?

Dave: :(
why you being mean...?
:(

Jason: bru..it doesn't take a single look to see yooz a mega simp for my vessi's and prada. Get you pasty chicken bone google chrome flinstone ass outa here....

Bambi: yes *gets some corn* Nom nom nom nom

Jack: hey, could I try some bro?

Bambi: Sure! *gives him a cob*

Jack: * eats it..* dude...what did you do to the corn? THIS IS F**KING GOOD!

Bambi: Aw, well, I just grew it, tee hee.... *scratches the back of his head*

Jack:..damn...Can I buy some bro?

Dave: :(
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Jason: JACK! CHECK THIS LOOSER OUT!
Jack: * walks in* Jason what the f**k are you talking abo-......Jason..
Jason: Yeah my bussin' bussin' broseph?
Jack: are you flexing on people again?
Jason: Yes!
Jack: WE ARE AT A PLACE FOR POOR PEOPLE YOU DUMBASS *SMACK!*

Dave: :,(
why you bully me...?

Jack: Pardon my friend, he is partially retarded..
Jason: BRUH, NO IM NOT! I AM JUST BETTER THAN THIS SUPER VIRGIN! ..wait..OH SHIT! JACK PLEAse N- * get's thrown off into the distance*

Dave: :(

Jack: Pardon my friend. What is it you got there anyways?

Bambi: He ded lol

Jack: lul

Bambi: Epik XD NOOOOOOB *default dances*

Jack

Dave: Golden apple, from the hit game, Golden apple (minecraft)

Jack:.....ok..well, do you do anything?

Dave: algebra :)
I luv it

Jack: ok then solve for x if: xy+y= 55 and the sqr root of x= 20

Dave: I GOTTA GO MEET BAMBI *scoots away in his wheelchair*

Jack:....ok..

*jack teleports to bambis corn farm
bambi: helo

Jack:....what the f**k?...where am I?

Bambi: MY CORN FARM! :D

Jack:...ok! Cool!
Jason: *was still flying from when jack threw him and lands in front of them* Uuuugh
Jack: well he is here now...anyways..who are you?

*bambi proceeds to jump up and down on Jasons stomach*

Jason:

Bambi: This is a GREAT trampoline! WEEEEEEE!!! :)

Jason:

Bambi: I jump on him

Jack: * eats a bag of chips at 99 decibels* nice..

Bambi: Yegg *jumps more on Jason* Dis is fun :)

Jack: *continues to drink his monster energy*

Bambi: ... *stops* Is he alive? *pokes Jason with a stick*

Jack: * begins poking him*

Bambi: HAHA! >:)

Jason: THIS IS NOT BUSSIN' *screeches so loud that your ears bleed*

Bambi: no *ears dont bleed XD*

Jason: * runs out of breath and passes out letting out a yell so weak it sounded like a moan*

Bambi: *GASP* DAT GAE >:(

Jack: *poofs in existence holding a bag of chips and an energy drink* what did I miss?

Bambi: no *keeps jumping on him*

Jason: *ded*

Bambi: NO, BE MORE DED. *jumps on him more and agressively*

Jason: SIKE! *pulls up a gun and shoots bambi*

Bambi: No. *dodges*

JasoN: *CRIES*

Bambi: Bambi Bambi Bambi! That's my full name!

Jack:....ok..
Jason: what kinda name is that! My name is Jason De' le' Gucci

Bambi: UAEHUHUEHAUAHEHUAEHAHUE NOOOOOOB

Jason: Imma f**king-

Bambi: lol noob idoit noob

Jason: * pulls out a golden Deagle with the words "bussin' " engraved onto it and begins shooting *
Jack: *snaps the gun and smashes jasons face in*

Bambi:: go to the nether, IN REAL LIFE B)

Jack: *poofs away*
*jason lies there crying like a little bitch*

Bambi: BOI IF YOU DON'T. >:(
were you being mean to Dave? >:( *points to Jason*

Jason: not mean, just truthful my home g. That pasty boi was gay as hell with how poor he was! (says jason, the rich white kid who thinks he is from the hood)

Bambi: *slaps Jason* No u

Jason: I don't care wat you think, as long as I have My bussin' gucci flip flops and have my golden dababy record! I Will be fine
Jack: * knocks jason over, grabs his gucci flipflops and throws them into the sun* GO GET THEM THEN! BITCH!

Bambi: HAHAHAHAHAH GET NOOBED, NOOB HAHHAHHA *breaks golden DaBaby record* HAHAWAUHEUAHEHAUE

Jason:

Bambi: ... *cant hear it* What do I do now? I already finished taking care of the corn, maybe regrow it....?

Jason: *the breathing turns into intense moaning*

Bambi: Nom nom nom, mmmm, This is good! :D

Jack: glad you like like it :D

Bambi: :D

Jack: *grabs his friend and thanos snaps out of reality*

Bambi: :D

Bambi: Dew it... NOW HAUAHAHUAHAHAHAUHUAHUAHUHAUAHUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAUHUAHUHUHUHUEHUHAEUHAUEAHEUHAUEHUA

Jack: *pumps the shotgun, and shoots the corn cob from jason's ass* STOP BEING SUS!

Bambi: Yeah, It's kinda gay...

Jack: *turns to bambi* you want to have those tacos?

Bambi: Sure!

Jack: alright * gives him a plate*

Bambi: :D

Jack: *eats his and punts jason into the stratosphere*

Bambi: AAAAAAAAAAa * stomps on Jasons face*

*you stomped his face so hard he farted out the corn cob shoved up his ass..*

Bambi: . . .

Jason: * gets up confused* yo...why is the pee on my pants sticky?

Bambi: AYO?!?!??! 0-0

Jason: bro I don't know man! IT IS STICKY! * enters a weird conversation with bambi*
Jack: *pops back into reality with carne asada tacos, topped with the corn. I bambi looks at me and points at jason's sweats and I hand him the tacos* take care of those for a second *shoots jason's kneecaps*

Bambi: He kinda sussy....

Jack: