Tbh if somebody simped for me I'd shoot them with an SMG

Well then

BTW remember that meme about pilots pranking passengers I made

Yeah

I just did that with a plane from Nevada full of grunts lmao

MF's really thought I was taking them to Canada XD

LMAOOOO
Just say they worked for putin
Bam you’re now a national hero

And Nevada is also probably gonna get attacked by Russia

Good thing nevada is safe and well defended!
*pulls curtains to hide the purgatory nevada*

I also filled the ocean with gasoline after the crash and threw a match in it lol

Wow I didn't know the 4th of July was coming early this year

Calm down dude
We don’t wanna wake up satan again

I doubt anyone simps me either

Bruh we can just get the higher powers to send him back again

They kinda slacked ig
Probably mad that I stole the guy upstairs’s son’s hula hoop lol

Also now the fire fighters are here and the cops may or may not be after me lololol LMFAO XDDDDD

There’s a vid where you beat up sans so I’n sure it’ll be fine

Fr tho why they so mad over a prank lol

I swear to god people are weak nowadays
The other day I had the fbi at the aahw because apparently there where “inhumane experiments” like bro I asked them and they said sure or I saved their life