#SHORTPOWER >:3

Don't feel bad for being short

That makes us taller people enjoy how easy it is to give you a big ass bear huggo

and its easier for us to hit you in the balls

Here's why you don't have to do that:

I ain't that pervert type bc i'm not that interested in girls lol (except for those who want to date me bc i prefer girls asking me out)

Example:
You) what? Why you lookin at me?
Me) i'm looking at your 2002 chevrolet corvette. Looks awesome 10/10

L

Hows that L

nah i use my height to threaten shits shorter than me

except my parents, im taller than my parents but i cant threaten em

L

*autistically dominant screaming*

*Undead Russian Leader Roar*

tell me what reasons i should be pround of for being 5'4. Im waiting

1. you can pick people in the balls
2. faster reaction time
3. fast movement
4. less weight
5. better endurances

oki

i can agree with the faster moevement and faster reaction time

but less weight is not an advantage

once i get to a fight with a 5'1 kid and i literally tossed him off across my classroom

except when the rly tall blonde guy in your Spanish class holds in above your head and you can reach cos you're short AND SOME OTHER TALL DUDE COMES OVER AND PICKS YOU UP BY YOUR THIGHS SO YOU CAN GRAB IT AND YOURE WEARING A GO***MN SKIRT

I just jump off a wall and just grab it

not my point but yh

too bad your short hahahahahaha

and spanish class guys are pervs

If I was there I would just Carry you away

the guys hand was on my ass under my damn skirt bro

PFFFFTTTT- THAT SONJ OF A BITCH

it was w e i r d

I wanted to do that to you if I go there ;-;

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