ow

l
ripbozo
loser
get rekt

*pushes grandpa down the stairs*

*dies*

f**kin’ grandpa
time to go write myself into the inheritance

*revives self*
hey you darn bastard get outta my house!

*blows grandpa’s head off before he can finish the sentence*

*grows a new one*

what the f**k are you doing
you literally just jumped into a river and drowned

no
*turns on hacks*

even with hacks you can’t win
you suck

no
*kills you by setting you on fire*

you idiot i have hacks too and i’m fireproof

no
*uses a console command to kill you*

*pulls up the admin panel and bans you from life*

no
*takes meds and becomes human again*

*makes popcorn to trigger your ptsd*

*onepumps you and sucessfully kills you bc now im cracked bc im human*

i am still walking even though my foot is bleeding everywhere

cope

i am walking to your house to shove it into your urethra

haha i dont have one
ripbozo

oh wait
are you a woman

no

so you just don’t pee

or do you just not pee

i dont piss or shit
im a f**king skeleton
*does the orange justice*

you’re a skeleton?

yes
*default dances*

oh shit
grandpa’s alive

*does literally every othe iconic fortnite emote*

grandpa take your meds

no
*starts cranking 90s*

grandpa stop or i’m sending you back to the nursing home

no
*360 noscopes you*

your aim is shit
that hit a tree in another state

no
*doublepumps you even tho that got patched the year i died*

stop trying grandpa you suck

no
*pickaxes you*

grandpa you literally suck at everything stop trying

no
*throws clingers onto you*

you mean a hedgehog?
but ok I understand that pain 😔

yes there just was a hedgehog hangin out in my room

anyways it’s still bleeding like hell

OH GOD OH F**K WE’RE DOOMED

i’m gonna die

BILL HAS A GUN
HE HAS A GUN
WHAT THE F**K WILL WE DO

end my pain

pOe

what

Poe dameron

okay

ok