*IF BIKES WERE INVENTED IN 2022*; R/GAMINGCIRCLEJERK: "OMG THIS IS SO SEXIST AND TRANSPHOBIC! ANYONE WHO WHO RIDES BIKES ARE HOMOPHOBIC NAZIS!"; "YOU HAVE DEPRESSION AND FAILING SCHOOL? BECAUSE OF THEM DAMN BIKES!"; R/BANVIDEOGAMES: THE SPINNING OF THE WHEELS ARE OPENING PORTALS FOR EVIL SPIRITS TO COME THROUGH; "BREAKING NEWS: CHINA HAS LIMITED THE HOURS OF BIKING TO 2 PER WEEK TO PREVENT BOYS FROM EXERCISING"; "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I WAS RIDING MY FRIENDS DICKS TO BOOST MY TESTOSTERONE!"; "THIS IS TURNING OUR CHILDREN INTO STREET BIKERS!"; IGN: "7.8/10 TOO MUCH PEDALING"; "YOU DO KNOW THAT OVER 50% OF CAR CRASH ARE CAUSED BY DUMB KIDS RIDING BIKES?"