THEN: DEMOCRAT RECIDIVIST YET SURPRISINGLY EMPLOYED CONFIRMED BLACK SUPREMACIST COREY PUJOLS WAS TIRED OF WORK. SO HE DECIDED TO FAKE A HATE CRIME AND FALSELY ACCUSED RESPECTED VETERAN REPUBLICAN VONELLE COOK, AGED 77 YEARS OF SAYING A WORD. MR. PUJOLS THEN STRUCK MR. COOK, WHO FELL, HIT HIS HEAD AND DIED, YET ANOTHER VICTIM OF A DEMOCRAT SAINT. NOW: AFTER OUTRAGED DEMOCRATS RALLIED TO THEIR SAINT'S AID AND PROTESTED VIOLENTLY, A COMPROMISED DEMOCRAT JUDGE DECIDED MURDER WAS WORTH 2 YEARS OF HOUSE ARREST. GRATEFUL DEMOCRATS ARE LINING UP TO DONATE CONJUGAL VISITS AND MONEY TO THEIR BELOVED SAINT, WHO IS CONSIDERING STARTING A CHAIN OF DONUT STORES.
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