THEY THROW CABBAGE THAT TURNS YOUR BRAIN INTO EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE. THEY GOT THERE EARLY, AND THEY GOT REALLY GOOD SEATS. TWIN 4-MONTH-OLDS SLEPT IN THE SHADE OF THE PALM TREE WHILE THE MOTHER TANNED IN THE SUN. DESPITE WHAT YOUR TEACHER MAY HAVE TOLD YOU, THERE IS A WRONG WAY TO WIELD A LASSO. GREETINGS FROM THE GALAXY MACS0647-JD, OR WHAT WE CALL HOME.