ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH ZIP-A-DEE-AY MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

Sunshine: I have motion sickness
Jake: Does the ride cause motion sickness?

Pump: There have been no complaints of motion sickness.

Sunshine: What about the drop?
Jake: Drops can make her sick.

Pump: *laughs nervously*

Jake: What does that mean?

Pump: Listen, I'm gonna be right here with you the whole time, Sunshine.

Sunshine: Okay
Jake: Ye can call me through that watch. *Gives Pump the barf bag just in case.*

Pump: Thank you.

Jake: Can ye handle the drops Pump?

Pump: We're about to find out.
Ron: Hi, Pump!

Sunshine: Okay, are the three of us going on?

Pump: Me, Ron, and you.

Jake: *Nods.* I'll wait here
Sunshine: Hopefully I can keep my burger down

Pump: Heading on over to Critter Country.

Sunshine: *Follows them.*

Pump: *points to Splash Mountain* There it is.
Ron: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go.

Sunshine: *Gets on the ride.*
Jake: I'll wait here fer all of ye

Pump: I'll do this voice any chance I get. Howdy pardners! For yer safety, please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs, inside the log. And be sure to watch yer kids! *repeats in Spanish*

Sunshine: *Does as he says.* I have a bad feeling about this

Pump: And... we're off.

Sunshine: *Holds on tight.* I'm not feeling too good Pump

Pump: *gives her the bag*

Sunshine: That sounds good.
Jake: *Brings them all there.*

Pump: Ron?
Ron: Here!

Sunshine: *Throws up in the bag during the drop.*

Pump: *dries off*

Sunshine: *Shivers from the water.* Is the ride over?

Pump: Not just yet, that was only the 1st drop.

Sunshine: How many drops are there?

Pump: *holds up 2 fingers*
Both: *singing* Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho!
Boy are we in luck!
We're visiting our Laughing Place
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Oh Ho Ho,

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho.
Take your frown, turn it upside-down
And you'll find yours we know-ho-ho!

Honey and rainbows on our way.
We laugh because our work is play.
Boy are we in luck!
We're visiting our Laughing Place
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Ho Ho Ho,

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho.
Take a smile there, for a while and
You'll find yours we know-ho-ho!

Honey and rainbows on your way.
Take that frown, turn it upside-down
And soon you'll find you're here to stay.

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho.
Come on in, give us all a grin,
And you'll find yours I know-ho-ho!

Laughing is how we spend our day.
Plenty o' fun is what we make.
Boy are we in luck.
We're visiting our Laughing Place.
Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Oh ho ho,

Everybody's got a Laughing Place
A Laughing Place to go-ho-ho.
We've found one and it's filled with fun
And you'll find yours we know-ho-ho.

Everybody's got a laughing place (high ho!).
A laughing place to go-ho-ho! (high ho!).
Take that frown, turn it upside down
And you'll find yours we say-hey-hey.
And soon you'll find you're here to stay!

Sunshine: *Swallows trying not to puke on the second drop.*

Pump: Don't worry, we've still got a bit to go before the second drop. *log stops*

Sunshine: *Exhales in relief.*

Both: *singing* What can poor Brer Rabbit do,
To keep from becoming Rabbit Stew?
Warnin' Brer Rabbit is wastin' my breath!
That rabbit is facin' certain death!

Don't you go to the Laughin' Place
Or the fox will get you too!

Stay away from the Laughin' Place!
You must beware, the fox is there!
Don't go in!

Old Brer Fox has got his way
At the Laughin' Place this very day!

Sunshine: I don't like this ride.

Pump: Now we're at the second drop.

Sunshine: *Throws up on the second drop.* Can I get off?

Pump: Not yet. But don't worry, the ride is almost over.

Sunshine: Okay how bad is the last one?

Pump: Not at all, just calm sailing from here out.

Sunshine: Okay *Her stomach calms down.*

Both: *singing* Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
Welcoming back Brer Rabbit today.
We always knew that he'd get away!

He's had enough of movin' on now.
It's where he's born and bred in.
The briar patch is where he's headin'.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading our way.
We never doubted he'd get away!

Moving on taught him a lesson.
You've learned it well, Brer Rabbit.
Gettin' caught's a nasty habit.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
It's a time for celebratin' today!
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Gathered together this wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Brer Fox and Brer Bear are gonna get it today.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
That hungry gator's gettin' his way!

Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder.
It's the truth, it's actual.
Everything is satisfactual.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
Wonderful feelling, wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay!
My oh my what a wonderful day!
Pump: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Ay,
Home sweet home is the lesson today.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Ay,
I'm glad to be here and i'm sure gonna stay!

I'm through with moving on now,
It's where I'm born and bred in,
The briar patch is where i'm headin'!
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Ay,
I'm back in my home now and I'm sure gonna stay!

Sunshine: *Waits for the ride to end.*

Pump: Welcome back, pardners! Please grab your belongings, and exit the ride in an orderly fashion! *repeats in Spanish*
Ron: *grabs his yo-yo, then exits the ride*
Pump: *grabs his drill and exits*

Sunshine: *Gets the bag and gets out with her legs shaking.*

Pump: There used to be 3 drops, but they turned off the middle one.

Sunshine: Why?
Jake: *Helps her out.* What happened to her?

Pump: *to Sunshine* COVID, that's why.

Sunshine: I don't have Covid I have a motion-sensitive stomach!!!
Jake: That is true her legs shake when she throws up recently

Pump: You asked why they turned off the middle one, and I gave you an answer. COVID happened.

Sunshine: Okay.
Jake: How are ye feeling?
Sunshine: Other than puking twice on the ride and my legs shaking I'm feeling well.

Pump: You'll feel better after we get on Winnie the Pooh.

Sunshine: *Stomach Rumbles.* I threw up everything I ate
Jake: *Throws away the barf bag.*

Pump: OK, how about we get something from the Hungry Bear?