note: in this world glowing blue eyes could mean 2 things, either he has special contacts or he is a death knight

S irain: what the

well look what happened to u

S irain: yea hey you want to see what he looks like?

(hello?)

*wakes up from sleeping next to my husband*
really this late at night

S irain: wh- wait how did I get here? did you knock me out?

*puts eye cover back on u while ur on side table*
now shut up before u wake up matthew

S irain: *whispers* fine

*goes back to sleep*

S irain: *thinking* this definitely isn't the weirdest situation i've been apart of but this is weird

*smiles because i know what ur thinking*

other voice in S irain's mind: it's quite rude to invade one's thoughts death knight

well that would be even funnierif he was here now

S irain: well if he was here he would probably try to kill you and turn you into one of his pawns

u tryed to kill me and look where that got u

S irain: name one time I attacked you

u threatened to steal my soul

S irain: it was a suggestion besides I use souls to give the bodies I make life

well now u cant ur now a head ornament

S irain: it won't stay like this forever wheither it be my brother comes and kills you or something else happens I won't be in your possession forever

btw i froze ur veins with ice so cold that it wont melt so u better hope ur brother comes to get u oh and now i can get prepared for ur brother

S irain: I hope he doesn't he's a real ass and he's not just gonna stand there and let you beat him up like I did

*starts to create ice shards inside of ur body and punches the shards causing internal bleeding*

S irain: *blood drips from his mouth*

*creates a ice hand blade and punches u in the face*

S irain: *the blade goes through his head* ...ouch

*takes hand and takes heart out*

S irain: huh didn't know I have a heart well had a heart

*takes heart and jams it down ur throat*
this is over
*creates a ice weapon*

S irain: mmm! *swallows his heart* you bitch!

&stabs u with ice spear*

S irain: ow cold

*makes the room colder*
idc

S irain: *thinking* lass ihn in Ruhe OS

yes thats what i am

S irain: *thinking* I wasn't talking to you death knight

sgrios Dia an ceann

S irain: *thinking* Мага баары бир

u should care cause i could freeze ur brain and stop ur train of thought

S irain: *thinking* I have no brain

then how r u thinking right now

S irain: *thinking* hehe that's a secret

*blood gushes out from mouth*
i dont think ill make it anywhere

S irain: well I could just take your soul and make you a new body though you would lose all that comes with being a death night

they tried to kill me for being a death knight

S irain: yes you told me that already

y would i want to be a death knight if im always going to be hunted even tho i havent killed anyone

S irain: no you would lose everything that comes with being a death knight so you would be like a normal human

thats what i want i want to be normal and be happy with my husband

S irain: all right I will make you a new body that looks like your current one but normal but theres a price

what is the price

S irain: I need souls

im not a killer

S irain: well I need something for my work

idc im not a killer

S irain: I could just use yours

my soul is a wraith and is unusable so no u cant

S irain: heh I don't care if your soul is wraith I can still use it

*picks up sword* idc ur not hurting people

S irain: heh oh you poor death knight, thinking you can fight me at the state you are right now.

*takes hand and produces ice over the wounds*
ill be just fine

S irain: fine

well i dont need to of u
*turns into a black fog and dissapears*

S irain: ...

*comes back in full armor and with ur body in a frozen cube*
found it and no it didnt regenerate

???: *thinking* well there goes this version

*slices the ice cube into multiple peices*
now how many more r there of u

???: *thinking* it depends which dimension are we talking about?

in this one idc about other dimensions

???: *thinking* 5 with another one being created right as we speak

where r they its time to travel the river stix

???: *thinking* why should I tell you after all I want my pawns to be useful

*he doesnt notice u but he is coughing out blood and covering a wound*

S irain: *walks up to the man* hey you good?

(he freaks out and grabs machete*

S irain: *growls* calm yourself

*he turns thw machete into a dark steel soul sword*
stay back i dont want to hurt u

S irain: chill death knight your in a vulnerable state if I wanted to hurt you I would've already

*puts down sword and starts to remve hand from now revealed bullet wounds*

S irain: bullet wounds? I can help with those

f**king cops shot me bc of what i am

S irain: I hate them for that! their doing kinda the same for me just more lock away forever instead of kill because they can't kill me

well then its too bad
*freezes the air to force u to reveal urself*

*red eyes appear standing in the corner of the room*

there u r
*launches ice spikes toward corner of the room*

*it goes right through the eyes*
???: how cute for you to think you can hurt a creater

???:so this is the one that creates life

???: not exactly there's multiply of us I just dedicated my time to creating supernatural beings

*gray fog rolls in and matthew dissapears and a sickle is stabbed through headless one*
???: go my knight u know where ive put matthew
yes sir

S irain: ow

*gastly figure moves toward the light to reveal malthael*
malthael: so i think i will drain this one
*he drains the head of its life*

???: I think not! *eyes glow brighter as S irain starts to vibrate*
S irain: gurk! *a glowing orb flows from out of his mouth and floats over to the red eyes before the eyes and orb dissapear*

yeah he showed up when i became a death knight

S irain: *thinking* oh okay then

it seems that every knight has there stead

S irain: *thinking* I guess so

ive seen knights with undead griffons

S irain: *thinking* wow

yeah its weird but ive even seen knights on skeletal dragons

S irain: *thinking* amazing

but ur forced to work for malthael

S irain: *thinking* oh... eh not the first time i've been forced to work for someone

*skeleton horse sticks head through the window and sniffs the back of ur head*

S irain: ?

*skeleton horse does a low neigh next to ur ear*

S irain: *thinking* what is this thing?

*gets up and takes off ur eye cover and positions u to see the skeleton horse*
looks like he wants to be friends

S irain: *thinking* yea but what is it?

what do u think its a skeleton horse

S irain: *thinking* what is a horse?

a large plant-eating domesticated mammal with solid hoofs and a flowing mane and tail, used for riding, racing, and to carry and pull loads.

S irain: *thinking* oh cool

so how does it feel to be just a head and now owned by a frost death knight

S irain: o-owned you don't own me!

really all u r is a head and last time i checked u r stuck as a head and r at my mercy

S irain: *angry mumbling*

dont fret me and mu husband will find some use for ur head

S irain: ugh fine

i wonder where my husband will put u he could always put u in our room

S irain: *thinking* oh god my brother is going to find this hysterical

*invades ur thoughts* yeah now ur a severed head and owned by a gay married couple

S irain: well he's not really my brother he's actually more of an alternate me

*takes sword and severes head*

S irain: gurk-

*holds ur head in my hands and kicks ur body off of a ledge*
now ur mine

S irain: grr don't expect it to stay like this forever

*freezes veins so that u cant regenerate*

S irain: wha- you bitch!

oh shut up u will be just fine

S irain: hmph-

*pokes u in the forehead and laughs*

S irain: ugh

but do u know who malthael is

S irain: *thinking* no I don't

malthael is the angel of death

S irain: *thinking* oh... eh

so yeah i work for him

S irain: *thinking* cool M na-eche ihe ahụ m na-eme

u just sitting there thinking and staring at a skeleton horse

S irain: *thinking* no my body that was just left where we meet

remember i kicked off of a ledge and is more then likely being eaten by the gators down below

S irain: *thinking* no my body is a seperate being so it's most likely alive and regenerated itself

*rushes foward and jumps up for a jump strike*

S irain: *dodges* woah aren't you a fast one

*produces ice under feet and slides towards u with sword*

S irain: that's a good use of your powers *shapeshifts arms into a shield*

*grabs arm and freezes it off*

S irain: ow that kinda hurt

*turns hand into ice and punches through chest*

S irain: ow looks like i'm gonna have to regenerate that

*turns both hands into ice and rapid punches*

S irain: ow this ow is ow annoying