Oh yeah, real romantic, nothing turns me on like getting conked on the head by a kitchen appliance

thats lovely

this is the kind of thing i would do

What if we put forks in the mistletoaster together?

Cant wait to get electrocuted!

Yeehawwwww 🤠

Thanks now I have 30k< Points.

Toaster had enough

Wait you forgot the bathtub

GLaDOS