(beany: No)

as long as theres a side of cream pie

4k mf

what i do

K.

what’s in it

My left artery and some lemons that have been rotting in the fridge for Christ knows how long.

no artery in mine, thanks

(that's what she said *agressive coughing.*)
make it two.

No

THEN D I E.

(This was a joke sponsored by the USSR.)

I feel like I know you-
Bet mf

?

Nvm

Own a gaster blaster for home defense, since thats what the Dremurrs intended. Four genocidal toddlers break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my bones and premium ketchup. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first one, he’s dead on the spot. Dunked on the second one, miss him entirely because no ketchup and nails one of the dog guards. I have to resort to my special attack which is literally nothing but bones. “Tally ho lads” the special attack shreds two of them in the blast, the sound and explosion set off Papyrus’s car bed alarm. Drink more ketchup and charge the last terrified dirty brother killer. They bleed out waiting for the royal guard to arrive since bone pelting wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Dremurrs intended

I will f**kin poison your prune juice, DORIS.

who doris

It was a meme.