Why tho?????

come to canada! we are literally snow frends with the best animals. we are also one of the most LGBTQ supportive countrie.

Free health care, decent weather, and LGBT support? What's not to love about Canada! Tho I really like small towns so I may move to Gander (I think Newfoundland is in Canada). I'm not the biggest fan of cold weather but it's a small payoff! Besides your gender disappears after like the 3rd layer!

yes I'm gonna move to canada now.

yes, newfoundland is in canada, but is regarded as the butt of the joke in many situations. stupid neufies!

why the f**k is it ALWAYS florida

And texas!

Gay haha now arrest me

Who's coming with me to nuke Florida?

*trollface slowly becomes trollge with a depressed face*

All the states with the brainless governors better run, better run, faster than my gun…
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Wait why are you using that gun? Use a .45 ACP it will be more effective