Jack:....WE ARE GETTING RAIDED!? WHY?! * I get up * F**KING SICK OF THIS SHIT!*I grab my own gun and begin contemplating* If I die, I get what I wanted, If I don't those f**kers are...it is a win win...* I begin running for the store*
Jack: you think that I give a shit? I literally kill people and have been tormented with a mind breaking curse for seven years...I don't give a shit about the rules anymore, I give a shit about the morals...something I am constantly reminded of. Now are you going to pay for my "meds" or not?
The soldier: uh we are from a small island nation that is American but we had orders to proceed here and commander supplies but we lost over half of our forces and me and my buddy ran out of food and water a day ago we tried to get food peacefully but.. you're police just shot at us when we provided proper ID’s to them
Jack: .....MOTHER F**K!....I wanted to die today ....but honorably....damn....Well you blew up the front half of my house and that had all of my drugs ...you gonna pay for that?
Jack: bitch I am broke as f**k I can't pay for another round of drugs...here...I may be useful in the battle field so give me sufficient alcohol and I will be of use one way or another..
Jack:......shit...well take me back to your camp I don't give a flying f**k on what the sarge thinks, need to make my violence helpful one way or another...
*The figure in the tank would be pointing the shown pistol and say*: try me b*tch
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0 ups, 2y
bob: (smacks his pistol easily because of his blocky hand structure) wait.. HAHAHAHA (starts laughing on the floor because of his cubid body and minecraft pixely stuff)