Joke rp

i got a dimond sword sword sword sword *kills pigliens*

*Blossom immediately drops some gold ingots on the floor*

Sol: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

Blossom: well?

Sol: DEEZ NUTS AEHAEYUEHAEHUAEHUAHEUAHE *ascends away*

Blossom: ... *pulls up the op board to kick sol*

Sol: HAHA NO U *fades away*

*Blossom's kicked Sol*

Sol: No u

Blossom: really
*she blocks Sol*

Sol: No u *bloks u*

*Doesn't matter because this is Blossom's world and Sol ends up kicked*

Sol: Phew, thanks. *puts on gold boots*

Blossom: I have to do that anyway
*Blossom casually walks through the piglin crowd, picking up whatever is useful to her*
Blossom: ugh only 6 ender pearls, but 4 fire res that's pretty good for just over a stack of gold

Sol: hmm...

Blossom: Yeah?

Sol: *sees a hoglin* haha funi poglin mn

Blossom: ...Do you have a base to go to or something?

Sol: No. Not really, I live here.

Blossom: how-

Sol: Uh, I just run around here...

Blossom: what happens when you die?

Sol: *Hacks back in and is on another account*
BluTheKangaroo: helo

Blossom: THat's it im privating the server
*kick blu and privates server*

Blu: *does uno reverse card* no u

Blossom: Oh for F U C K S SAKE

Blu: EUHUAHEHAUHEUAHUEHUAEWHAUEHUEHUAHEUHAEUHUAHEUHAUEHUAEHUAEHUAHUEHUAEHAHEUAHEUHEUHEUHUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHUAHEUAHEUH GET NOOBED NOOB

*Blossom leaves the server and deletes it*

Blu: No u

(how do you no u that-)

Elias: Get out of here. *slays the lot of them*

Sol: Thanks broski

Elais: What are you even doing here anyway? *spots a ghast in the distance*

Sol: Trying to get me some Netherite.

Elais: Well your obviously not doing a good job at it. *deflects fireball with netherite sword*

Sol: *somehow gets tortilla chips and mild salsa* Want some?

Elais: Got any queso?

Sol: Yeah, duh! *gets queso* Here!

Elias: Thanks. *intense ASMR as he eats the chips*

Sol: *eats chips and salsa cutely* GIYCBUJ@DIU@DYHB@IXJC@EQBIC@YHECIY@NCYBI@

Elias: Ayo pass the aux cable *causally finishes off the ghast*

Sol: Bogos binted?

Elais: Yes.

Sol: Okay. *lilks the salsa* MMMMMMMMMMM YUM FOR THE TUM

Elias: Salsa smip

Sol: Yegg.

Elais: The aux cable?

Sol: WHAT AUX CABLE?!

(are you alive'nt...?)

Bunny- 'looks at them with full Dimoand armor" Uhhh- "Yeets some gold"

Sol: okay..... *sigh*

Bunny- Cute!
Loaf- Son of a-

Sol: hahha ahh uhhhhh

Bunny- "gets to they're base" Ok you can stay here for now on just no stealing :D

Sol: Okay *sticks tongue out and derpily looks around the base

Bunny- CUte!
Loaf- "sighs" What about Max, Amber and Dex?
Bunny- they'll show him around :D

Sol: *starts tiredly laughing* uhhhhhh.....

Loaf- What?

*starts maniacally laughing and snorting* HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAaaaaa..... *falls asleep*

Loaf- Meh Bed- :C
Bunny- Cuteee

Sol: phew, thanks, I have no gold with me. *then decks himself with full enchanted gold armour*

Bunny- "walks away" No problem i guess..

*SCREEEEEEEE* *there are three ghasts blasting at him* *he starts running in circles* AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Loaf- "Shoots them" Bunny- get your ass over here- "Has full netharite amor on"
Bunny- Ugh.. Why?

Sol: *lies on the floor*

Bunny- is he dead?
Loaf- A no

Sol: *gasp* aa...

Bunny- And he's cute-
Loaf- ...If you werem't my brother i'll kill you
Bunny- Shush

Sol: I'm just gonna...lie here...for a minute....

Bunny- "Picks them up" Nope you're going to our base"
Loaf- Uh-

Sol: *just sleeping*

Bunny- 'Sleeps next to him"
Loaf- Fuk-

Sol: Hehahehaheha rostid

Bunny- "Cri"

Sol: *default dance* hahah get noob'd haha fortnite battle pass, I just shi t out my ass, booted up my pc, cuz I need need to get that fortnite battle pass, I like fortnite, did I mention fortnite, I like fortnite, it's night time, I mean 5 o clock that's basically night time, y'all remember cartoon network adventure time

Bunny- .. "Stabs Sol" SHut up now

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Bunny- What the fuk

Sol: sguksguogsyivsiuvius

Sol: *jolts up* WE CAN'T SLEEP OR ELSE WE'LL EXPLODE, I FORGOT MINECRAFT LOGIC.

Bunny- AH- THE BEDS NOT GONNA EXPLAODE!!!

Sol: Minecraft logic, I'm BIG BRAIN

Bunny- ....Cute

Sol: °-° *looks at bunny* uhh...

Bunny- CUtE!!
Loaf- SImp
Bunny- I will Send you to Jesus Loaf-

Sol: .... I'm asexual.... Uh...

Bunny- ....o-o-o-oh.. I-i ok..
Loaf- Damnnnnnnnn