pov: you are in WW III, and you see bf, who is on the enemy team, hiding behind a rock (every rp and oc allowed BESIDES romance

Minus:...when the f**k did bf sign up for ww lll

bf: i did not i was dragged here to help the holy Ukraine, but the russians, oh they scared me- wait- are you a-

Minus: no im not on either side im just here to beat the shit outta people

Bf: nice

Minus:...you wanna leave?

Cade: *racks G17*

bf: oh no

Cade: *shoots him*

Yusuf:*gets a shotgun* b***h. you didnt bring me even pills while im dying. luckily my BFF was going through that forest. *loads it* any last words?

bf: uhhhhh... *comes with idea* IF YOU SHOOT ME YOUR P**IS IS SMALL!

Yusuf: it already is.

Adam: …I guess we were both dragged into this.

bf: *sighs* i guess so... wait-

Adam: What.

bf: how did u-

Adam: How did I what?

bf: how did u get here?

Adam: Dragged into this by Russia.

bf: dragged into this by the Ukrainian goverment.

Adam: We’d better get out of here.

Rondu: *floats to him* boyfriend?

bf: AAAA- oh, its you! thank god its not a russian!

Rondu: let's go *grand him and they float away*

*grabs

bf: wait- are you a Ukraine soldier or the Russian?

"None, I was forced into this.... Smh"

bf: oh nice

"Ok"

bf: soooooooooooooooooo.... where are we going?

"Mcdondalds in usa" "yes"

bf: YESSIR

Agoti: Hey Little shrimp.

bf: oh hey- WHAT YOU AGAIN?!?!?!?!

Agoti: Hello bf.

Forgorker: the sun

Elais: What the heck are you doing bf?

bf: idk i was drafted