Inst this just a trap so someone knows ur DOB?

I slept with a tellytubby because I didn't like the way she looked at me

i banged a bag of weed because i love marijuana

I ran naked with the kool-aid man bc i didn't like the way she looked at me

I cuddled with my best friend because I don't like the way she looked at me
uh alright then???

I stabbed your grandma because I love to snort cocaine

Lmao

I neede a french fry because i love to snort cocaine