You've woken up in hell and and these two girls are standing above you arguing

bob: can you two shut up..? (goes back to sleep)

Zarie would kick them "Get up"

bob: why should I.. im tired and just made out with my GF...

Crillion: Did we ask? Get up

bob: fine... (gets up and rubs his eyes) where am i anyways..

Zarie: Hell

bob: oh.. (goes back to sleep thinking its a dream)

Crillion would kick him "Up!"

bob: what...

Zarie: Lets go

bob: yknow for hot ladies, you sure are annoying..

Zarie: Put a sock in it

bob: ironic.. (laughs)

Zarie: Let me kill him
Crillion: No..

bob: wait, how do you even kill me if im in hell stupid,

Crillion: we have ways

bob: whatever.. what are you two hoties even gonna do with me? take my limbs off like a barbie doll? because i already cant feel my bones in this heat..

Crillion: Still deciding
Zarie: I choose take limbs

bob: wound not be that affected (pops off one of his legs and arms) already sawed off..

Crillion: Ugh-
Zarie: No fun

bob: looks like you two either need a boyfriend... or... (pulls out weed) THIS PUPPY

Crillion: Ew no
Zarie: Never again

bob: whats wrong with these puppies? (lights one up)

Crillion and Zarie: Thats how we died

bob: well better to live on th- (gets high) hEllo ladiEs.. (puts arms around you)

(still high) whY dO you Have a crOss on YouR boObs

Kat: *scared*

Crillion would look down at them
Zarie: Rise and shine buttercup

Kat: hi!

Crillion: Your to happy for this

Kat: nope that was out of fear

Zarie: My hounds can smell fear

Kat: ok

Zarie: Let me kill her
Crillion: No

Kat: I'm not a girl tho

Zarie: Apologies, whats your pronouns?

Kat: he/him

Crillion: Ah sorry about that
Zarie: Yea

Kat: it's ok

Zarie: Mm

Kat: but please don't kill me

Zarie: Why not?

Koh: because my brother lives here and I also can't die

Crillion: whos your brother

Kat: the ruler of this place

Crillion would snicker "We rule this place"

Kat: f**k koh hasn't gotten here yet

Zarie would laugh

Kat: well koh should be here in a few days or he is here but doesn't want to get killed or he just doesn't want to take over

Crillion: Ah, mhm

Kat: either way I'm fine being in hell

Crillion: Uh-huh, weird

Kat: well I can't be to mad I just met people with sort of the same powers as me

Crillion: Mm...

Kat: huh anyways why am I hear again like how did I die

Crillion: In your sleep

Kat: oooh that's a new one

Zarie: Yep