*curses out the tv till it turns my damn show back on*

Cass: Of course while im at the climax of the movie *mutter* there goes my hopes of watching the entire Vox Machina in one go

The tones continue

*Cass picks up her phone from her bedside table, and grabs her paintball guns*

FBI!Sans: ahjdklgdghd did FBI!Spamton do this

The tones continue

hey isn't this like... no no is that the mr incredible uncanny music

*she had very bad anxiety and hates loud noises*
Missy: *covers her ears*

The TV speaks
"Attention. This is not a drill. This broadcast is being brought to you by the Central Intelligence Agency."

missy: *freaking out, shes listening but has her hands still over her ears*

P.Lemon: what in the..

"3 million dollars."

P.Lemon: ..for? I mean, I can give it to you, but why?

"Because why not?"

P.Lemon: yep

"Yeah."

P.Lemon: welp, have fun

"Wait..."

P.Lemon: *sigh* what.

"Can I, use a radio for something?"

P.Lemon: ..sure. *tosses it over*

He points a gun back

"Don't mess with me kid."

P.Lemon: . . *puts it back* sorry sir..

"Who the hell are you?"

P.Lemon: I should be asking you that.
Leona: s-sissy..what's going on?-
P.Lemon: back down there. I can handle this

"I'm Orro Akaske."

P.Lemon: ... *steps more closer to the basement door*

"Have you heard of me?"

P.Lemon: t-they displayed an emergency broadcast..saying you were going to set off some nuclear thing..

"Oh, yeah."

P.Lemon: said you'd set it off in about 3 hours..unless your demands, whatever they are, are met

The tones continue

P.Lemon: weird..maybe it's a malfunction?

The TV speaks
"Attention. This is not a drill. This broadcast is being brought to you by the Central Intelligence Agency."

P.Lemon: uh..okay?

"A bomb threat has been made by a criminal named 'Orro Akaske.' He states that he will set off a nuclear missile in 3 hours unless his demands are met."

P.Lemon: w-wha?!

"Citizens are advised to go to lower ground and bring the necessary supplies, such as good, water, a flashlight, a battery powered radio, and any other essentials."

P.Lemon: ...shoot. *starts packing things up*

There's strange noises outside your house

P.Lemon: oh hell nah.. *locks the door and closes the windows firmly*

There's a jiggling in the doorknob, followed by a "Come on..."

P.Lemon: I don't even know who you are! All I was told was to stay with my baby sister..

The voice says

"Alright, screw this!"

P.Lemon: ..fine. But can I trust you?

A brick flies through the window

P.Lemon: -!! Definitely not!
Leona: huh..?
P.Lemon: go in the basement, I'll meet you there!
Leona: ..o-okie.. *does so*

Someone tumbles through the window

P.Lemon: *grabs the bookbag and a plushie, rushing for the basement door*

"Jesus..."

P.Lemon: GET. OUT. *pulls a gun out* I'm warning you just this once..

He catches it

"Thanks."

P.Lemon: a-anythime

He hooks up a device to the radio

P.Lemon: ..?

"Damn it..."

Leona: who's the-
P.Lemon: shh.
Leona: don't shush me! >:(
P.Lemon: Leo.

"Leo?"

P.Lemon: *sigh* this...thing.
Leona: sis, stop it!
P.Lemon: I'm going to if you zip it.
Leona: hmph..

Orro chortles