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Static: *looks at him with a question mark on his face*

-my screen changes to "!" after your screen changed-

Static: why... are you scared?

FBI!Sans: IT'S FNF HEX wait no FNF CYRIX wait nooo FNF DISPLO damn there are so many tv heads whatever ITS NON-FNF TV HEAD

-nods-

that doesn't make S E N S E

"?"

I asked what do I do and you nodded

-the screen changes to "?????????"-

im conFUSED

-it changes to "same"-

so now what

"!"
( im laughing-

im an officer of the law wats going on

-the screen shows a text you see "i don't know this stupid TV on my head it's making me feel weird-"-

wait so this tv isn't normally there

-nods-

*tries taking it off*

"ow-"

sorry

-the screen changes to 'T-T' -

ok ok but what do I DO

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Aesieltus-A: "What's going on?"
Aesieltus-B: "KILL THEM!"
Aesieltus-A: "NO! WE NEED TO HELP THEM!"
Aesieltus-B: *in distorted voice* "WHY? THEY COULD BE DANGEROUS!"
Aesieltus-A: *attempts to tap them on the shoulder* "Well, if they're not trying to kill us already, maybe they're actually cool and chill and stuff when they're not going insane or whatever's happening to them. Besides, I wield the weapon. You can't harm them without my permission."

"!"

Aesieltus-A: "You good?"
Aesieltus-B: "Are you insane?"

"what *glitched a bit* do you mean?''

Aesieltus-A: "Are you feeling okay?"
Aesieltus-B: "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Aesieltus-B. I hate everything and want you to DIE."
Aesieltus-A: "B, that's a bit harsh... Anyways, I'm Aesieltus-A. I like everyone that doesn't want to kill us, and want to help you if something's wrong. We are kind of brothers, but we control the same body and our minds are split. I wield the weapon and try to keep B away from people. B sometimes distorts his voice, but only when he's mad at me, specifically."

"i don't *glitches a bit again* know about myself"

Aesieltus-A: "If you're worried about us for some reason, we're fine. We're just stuck together forever. Also, are you glitching? If so, is there anything I can do to stop it?"
Aesieltus-B: "What if he's DANGEROUS? Why are we HELPING them? I'm sure they can deal with it themselves."
Aesieltus-A: "What if they're in danger? What if they're dying or something like that?"
*both sides start arguing*
*Aesieltus-A stabs Aesieltus-B in the forehead*
*Aesieltus-B is knocked unconscious*
Aesieltus-A: "Sorry that you had to see that, if you can see at all. This happens a lot. He's fine though, it doesn't hurt him too much."

"o-oh"

Aesieltus-A: "We were separate beings at one point, but while we sat on a cliff's edge one day, the floor broke beneath us, and we fell, eventually colliding so hard we became one person. We were friends at the time, and now we're brothers. We can't separate, because our bodies were split in half upon collision, so if we did, we'd both die."

"o-ok"

Aesieltus-A: "Sorry if it's threatening or scary in any way, I honestly don't actively try to threaten or scare people, and I don't want to seem like the bad half. I'm simply a Homonculus, and he's a discarded Vessel."

-ok sign-

Aesieltus-A: "B is made of a threatening, pitch-black substance called Void. Whenever his shell cracks, it unleashes Void Tendrils, which are very scary and make me want to cry. Void basically has a mind of it's own..."

-nods-

*Aesieltus-B's eye flashes a blinding red for a short moment*

"?"

Aesieltus-A: "That's new."
*pulls the sword out of Aesieltus-B's shell*
*B wakes up*

"..

Aesieltus-A: "So, um... what's with the TV on your head? Is that, like, something people do around here?"
*Aesieltus-B's shell cracks*
*Void starts dripping out of the crack*
*Aesieltus-A covers the crack with his hand*
"Nope. I'm not doing that again. My day has already been ruined."

"...

Grimm: "And who's the TV guy over there? He's scaring me."

"!"

*Aesieltus-B's crack slowly heals as Aesieltus-A leaves his hand on the crack*
Aesieltus-A: "Wait a minute... Did I just... Heal you?"
Aesieltus-B: "I think we've finally figured out what your special power is!"
???: "Uh, hi. You called?"
Aesieltus-B: "Nobody here made any calls."
???: "I'm talking to you, specifically."
Aesieltus-B: "Who are you?"
???: "I'm Troupe Master Grimm! You know, Burn The Father, Feed The Child!"
Aesieltus-B: "But why are you here?"
Grimm: "You hit the lantern, we heed the call."
Aesieltus-A: "So that's what that thing did..."

"!"

Aesieltus-B: "Hit mE."
*??? stabs B in the shell, cracking it*
Aesieltus-A: "You've just nearly doomed us all..."
*Aesieltus-A puts his hand on the crack, healing it*
*The second mysterious figure comes charging in at the first from the side, stabbing them*

- it changes into "jeez so many things are happening- -3-" -

Aesieltus-A: "Which one should I help?"
Aesieltus-B: "NEITHER!"

"?"

Aesieltus-A: "I always want to help people, but two people going against each other, fighting to the death? How do I..."
*Aesieltus-B takes control of the weapon, and starts approaching the battle, slowly*
Aesieltus-B: "This is how you help them."
Aesieltus-A: "B, what are you DOING? Are you INSANE? You're gonna get us killed!"

-i grab on one of your arm and tries to stop you-

((they only have one arm))
*Aesieltus-A takes control of the body again*
Aesieltus-A: "Thanks for that... B was really about to get us killed, wasn't he?"
*Aesieltus-B gets impaled, releasing a Void tendril*
Aesieltus-A: "You should probably move away from us. Something's about to go down."
*Aesieltus-A prepares for combat, grasping his weapon firmly*

(right-)
-moves away-

*The Void tendril manages to grab the second figure's weapon, throwing it away from the figure*
*Aesieltus-A's head bursts into flames*

"!"

*The second figure is knocked unconscious by the Void tendril*
*Aesieltus-A and B are just watching it go insane and lash out at everything around it*

"..."

-the screen on my TV head started to change into the word '!" -

*Grimm takes a step back out of fear*

- it changes to "?"-

Grimm: "You're scaring me! You have a TV for a head and these two are just... or... is it one person? But still, you scare me."

- it changes to ":(" for now-

Aesieltus-A: "It's okay. Grimm just doesn't understand you."
Grimm: "I can't really-"
Aesieltus-B: *in distorted voice* "SHUT UP GRIMM! NOBODY ASKED YOU!"
Grimm: "ᵒᵏ..."

- it changes to ":)" and i nod-

*Grimm walks away slowly, looking sad, and sets up his tent half a mile away*

"?"

*Aesieltus-B starts laughing at Grimm, even though Grimm is forever alone and depressed*

-she screen changes to "what's going on?" -

Aesieltus-B: "Well, Grimm just slammed his face onto some wood to start a fire, and we're over here just chilling. That's what's happening. Grimm is also forever alone and depressed. I honestly love seeing that."
*Aesieltus-A is just asleep*

"?"

*A mysterious figure appears a few meters behind you*

-nods-

-i turn around-

*The figure steps towards you*

-she screen turns into "is there anything you want?"-

???: "No. I was simply cast out by my peers for being too different... And I have nowhere to go..."

-nods-

Aesieltus-B: "Although, Grimm is a really nice guy. But I still love watching him cry."

-nods again-

Aesieltus-B: "Have you heard of the-"
*A streak of orange crosses Aesieltus-B's eye, knocking him unconscious*

"!"

*The Dreamnail falls out of Aesieltus-A's suit, and Aesieltus-A and B start emitting particles that look like the Dreamnail's handle*

- it changes into "are you dangerous"-

???: "It depends. Do you have any weapons? I have a high bounty put on my corpse. I'm filled with weapons that can't be removed. They try... over... and over again... they... fail... blazing bright... burning hot..."

-shakes head-

*Another figure appears behind them, sprinting with a weapon in their hands, preparing to attack the first figure*

-the text changes to "can you move aside right now?" -

*The first figure grabs the weapon of the other, and throws them across the ground at a high speed*

"!"

???: "I'm being hunted by several different people, who are most likely preparing to attack me from several different angles all at once fairly soon. I'm the victim here."
*Aesieltus-A wakes up*

-i started to make an alarm sound-

???: "Are you trying to get us BOTH killed?"

- the alarm kept playing but the screen changes "?"-

???: "I'm just trying to protect myself!"
Aesieltus-B: *in distorted, deep voice* "KILL iT"
*In an attempt to stop them from screaming, ??? tries to stab Aesieltus-A through the head*
Aesieltus-A: "Bro, chill, I've already been beheaded several times. I'm not actually my body, i'm what's called a Homonculus. My head is basically a flame."

*??? grabs Aesieltus by the neck, then puts a spear to Aesieltus-A's throat*
Aesieltus-A: "ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ"

-the screen changes too "!!!!"-

*Aesieltus-A wakes up Aesieltus-B*
Aesieltus-A: "ᴮ, ᵈᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍᵎ"