why?? just why?

um... okay... would you like a hospital or an asylum?

no thank you, I would rater clean toliets

okay... i set up an appointment with a therapist for you its at 7:00

oh sorry thats my daily sanitizer absorbing time

your an odd little man i like that for some reason idk why though

I drank a bottle of sanitizer an hour ago so thats why and i not little other wise i would fall into the toliets that i clean with my clean pee

what the f**k am i reading right now

my life (:

your life is cursed

no the pee is clean and clear

what the hell you replied 3 secs after the comment

yes I did

(: (: (: (: (:

im logging off continue tomorrow i guess

yes, i have to clean more toliets

this honesty sounds like a good origin story for a guy that can pee sanitizer, would make a pretty good movie, that builds itself up for a SPCU(Sanitizing pisser cinematic universe.)
Rated PG-13. :)