why am i doing this

my kitchen is dirty
the living room needs dusted
and i have glowsticks to get rid of
you work hard we might go outside and take a walk

I would take you out to a nice dinner, I'd bring you to the movies, and then I'd give you glowsticks and send you back home

y not?

me neither

kidnap you

We're gonna make gnome cupcakes and give them strawberry hats!

say less bro im bout to repost