he is watching

You have ass cancer

You need to fck him in the ass every day to give him ass cancer

Haha too late I already have that ahahaahahaa

But you have a bigger p

The ability to circumvent any side-effects

You get a different std every time you say you’re immune to side effects

But I'd be immune to them

And just like that you have herpes

But I'd circumvent the side effect
So it's gone

B O O M.

checkmate

Yet at the same time you get aids
And it’s there
B O O M
checkmate

Do you listen
I can't be effected by it
It's my power

Be able to handle eating anything in the universe

The ability to feel contact with a girl

they are not your type

Ability to see anyone naked

you automatically repulse, even if they are hot as f**k

Haha

I have the ability to have sexual intercourse with anyone’s mother and they will enjoy it.

you have a small pp

You get herpes if you do someone’s mom

The tumor in your scrotum grows every time you use it