I can give people powers of their own

teleportation

but your best friend does your mom

*gives you prostate cancer

dammit

Tbh I'm so mentally f**ked I'd laugh if my friend did my mom

lol yall have a mom?
and friends?

Yeah
But my trade off is having a bad dad and basically being an outcast everywhere I go

oh

LOL

HAHA MENTAL PROBLEMS LMAOOO HAHAASJKHDVUYRLFJKDSAHCALSKHJHELPMEPLEASELKAJHKLASJDHF

IKR

HAHA SO FUNNY MENTAL PROBLEMS

*laughs in depressed*

*laughs in i have way too many problems*

*laughs in same*

*gives you herpes

wow rood

Oh thank you

Shapeshifting (cuz why not?)

*gives you AIDS

But y tho? (I just had to

I can choose my own side effect

Yep I get teleportation

You lose life when you give people powers

*proceeds to give you 2 powers: you always follow my orders, and you heal me every time I give someone a power

F**k