Interesting, will have to try a few of these.

Or you can slowly walk away. Works almost like a charm.

5kn8l5.jpg (click to show) Should try that first I guess. I make things more complicated.

9. Throw yourself off the chair and scream "THERE'S AN INVISIBLE MAN HERE!!!" and then proceed to pretend you get beat up and also tip over their chair secretly, make sure they don't know and then scream "THE INVISIBLE MAN JUST THREW YOUR CHAIR AS WELL" and then flee and also pretend to be beat up so it looks like the "invisible man" is chasing you and also beating you up

3yfoxy.gif (click to show) Really nice

4v6e89.gif (click to show) That is good stuff

9. just say godzilla has enter the city and is attcking us. its just simple.

2f6h39.gif (click to show) laughing Godzilla

Technically true