Yeah yeah, we get it
We are secretly vampires, no need to rub it in.

bruh

what

you don't drink the blood of the pig

i know i eat meat but

why tf would I drink an animal's blood?

idk, maybe because it might make for a good meal?

i don't drink blood, it could make me sick

Oh ok.

Oh f**k, we ran out of eggs.
*cuts myself*
There! Now i can finally finish the cake.