Sunshine's Tord Temp :]

Kashiko: *walks in wearing her usual skimpy purple dress*
Hoshiko: Ooh, someone’s got cleavage issues!
Kashiko: Hoshiko, since when was “Kashiko has been ripping her hair for the past 5 hours simply attempting Sephiroth’s extremely long polynomials” pronounced “cleavage”? C’mon, you’ll be sitting with Yuri for the next 2 hours so that you can relearn English!

gotta love that tord owns a pickelhaube

a what

y’know
helmet with spike on it
it’s called a pickelhaube

oh!
yeah those are cool

hi
guess what

chicken butt?

no lol
someone made a sex joke in class and it made me die

David? Hey david, i just saw some dude walking down the sidewalk.. he kinda looked like you except purple. Like, decayed and had a white eye.. And everyone was lookin at him like with a straight face.. like mine. Isn’t that weird? He kinda looked like he was dying. Of course, you’re already dead. But he was dying. i considered saying something but i needed to take a shit. Hey, did you just hear something like vomiting?