Back it up a bit

that's a good one lol

Thank you

No, Iceu., you have to use something like an oven.

The microwave just makes things soggy

But nuking the child is more effective

Gives more of a refined taste

Reminds me of pickles, but sweeter

yeah but using a blender will one make the body not so big so that you can put him in a stew then feed him to his parents who are looking for him

Has an explosive taste (if you know what I mean)

no stupid, you roast it over a campfire.

you poke a stick through it and hold it over the fire

And don't forget to add the stuffing!

guys, the baby will be vaporized. put it in a blast furnace
its quicker and the baby is crispy as potato chips!

Take all the guts out

I think the child would die

not needed -_-

that's the point

True, have you tried deep fried baby?

Yeah. The oven works best.

guys dont forget to drizzle with lime and add some parsley, along with a bit of tajin

Ooh, it also works if you add just a hint of seasoning!

also remember to NEVER. EVER. put hot cheeto dust with it. it dries your mouth

Yeah

Not making that same mistake again.

then finally, put some pinapple slices on a stick and do the same thing 5 times, and stick it to the meal- i mean baby

plus make sure you cook it for exactly 13 minutes and 37 seconds. if you cook it for a second more the baby will catch on fire and give off that burnt taste you would get from a burnt marshmallow.

and when it is down add pepper to make it SPICY

to make it spicier you can make your own seasoning that makes it spicy for you, for this ill use takis. next crush it until its just crumbs. finally add the crumbs to the cooked me- i mean baby.

I like to be alive and use carolina reaper pepper, with a hint ground up teeth

then send it to putin

Oh dear god…

Oh heck..

I think you mean the dishwasher. It cleans the baby and also dries it.

A meat grinder tho... You could grind the child, make burgers, and serve to your friends and neighbors :)

Have you tried putting the child in a blender? Makes a nutritious and delicious smoothie.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YES

or an airfrier

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