Clever and Creative Title

I want to be able to pause and resume time at will.

you cant read
and cant tell the time

I will guide other to a power that I can not poses (the power they want)
also, the ability to change every human into an anto animal. or your fursona if you will

You can always have a blackout randomly

i should buy a battery for my PC then

noice

The ability to steal others abilities

lose the abilites you gained after a day

The ower of every imaginable power.

you can only use each power once

...

i want to heal myself at my will

You will have extremely bad luck for 10 minutes

The ability to bend reality to my will.

you are always uncontrollably smiling, even when you are sad

But since I can control reality, I can remove my side effects! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All mind powers- telekinesis, mind control, psychic powers, reality manipulation

I dare you to come up with something that matters

you get a headache every time

nice one

loophole: I change reality so that I don't get headaches

this is not an opinion

u mean option?

ye

Reality change: it IS an option

¨rules are made to be broken¨ - benjamin
but good luck breaking this one

you can only speak in star wars quotes from now on