Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shrek thought he was ugly
Until he saw you.
He has a nice home
And a beautiful wife
Even still, to escape you
He'd end his own life.
His stench, his size...
He's a horrible creature.
And yet, he still beats out
Your physical features.
Don't be offended.
I've got to confess;
If Donkey had seen you,
Oh, he'd be speechless.
Like an onion, ogre,
Or parfait, flavored,
The makeup you'd need
Would require many layers.
