Jack:....What the f**k are you?

"What are you? You look like an overgrown bratwurst!"

Jack: WHAT?! I AM NOT THAT FAT! EVEN IF I AM, AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK lIKE A RETARDED PEWEE HERMAN!

BRO WHY ARE YOU YELLING, AND WHY IS THE GRASS FLUFFY?

Jack: GRASS IS ALWAYS FLUFFY! WHERE THE F**K DID YOU COME FROM WHERE GRASS INS'T?!

I really don't know. I'm questioning reality right now.

Jack: Oh...same bro

In my universe, Grass is like a worn-down blanket that is no longer soft

Jack: ....that is just...wow...also might I ask...Why are you covered in blood?

Uhhhh.... *sweating* this is tomato juice.... I'm a farmer

Jack: bullshit, I black out and wake up covered in blood on the regular, I know what blood looks like, that is blood.

Fine. I just was in the middle of an onslaught when I was brought here.

Jack: huh...your reality seems pretty chaotic..

nope. just me.

Jack: Well it seems I can relate to that!

I almost killed everyone on my planet, too.

Jack:

we only have a population of 200,000

Jack: OHhhhh... Ok well here we are close to 8 BILLION so yeah that makes sense. Why did you kill them?

wait 8 Billion!?

Jack: Yes...

Damn. Well, where is the lowest population?

Jack:.....Idfk why did you even kill in the first place

I dont know why. I have a ton of built up anger

jack:..ok nice * walks backinto his house * WELCOME TO OUR REALITY!

I hate it already

Jack: GREAT!

*pulls out chair from pocket
I'm going to wait here for a bit

Cinna: piss

Breh can you explain why the grass is fluffy?

grass is naturally like sticky
at the top
but the sides are fluffy
you might just be high

Maybe i am

nice
want some weed

What kind?

the good good kind

As long as it's not setiva i'll smoke it

aight

*pulls out insanity gun, a Smith & Wesson Magnum 420mm that shoots flame bullets* NO HORNY!

*Pulls out 2 axes from pocket
Yes horny

*shoots 6 bullets, reloads, and summons all of the pornpolice discord server* I bet you can't handle four hundred soldiers! ATTACK!
*they all run holding guns and swords, and the target is you! the situation makes you regret what you have posted*

*Slides this out of his pocket

*uses this*
*you get brutally murdered*

i play the sponk card

oh, so were playing yugioh?
*3 cards are in my hand that are in a combo*
i play my combo!
*shown in image*
*what happens next is self-explanatory*

i play yugioh. and that is so outdated

ok horny man, y o u r m o v e.

I am fro MSMG

*you die anyway because you are horny (big problem)*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*the ms memer group tracks you down. their spy kills you*
Ms memer group spy: doodle, hope you don't bleed all over my suit. as if I would get blood on a $3,000 suit.