A Pole is walking along the Baltic Sea when he finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out. The genie thanks him for freeing him and grants him the proverbial three wishes; "For my first wish," says the Pole, "I want the Chinese to invade Poland and go home again! "My second and third wish are the same!"; "But why?", asks the genie, "are you asking for your country to be invaded three times!"; "Because," he replies, "that way the Chinese will have to march six times through Russia!"