acctally roast me though

Mr. Clean?

trump with a bald cap??

Can't even bother being roasted.
lives up to the scaredy-cat nickname

egghead in the literal sense of the term
still has the mental capacity of a loaf of bread

His forehead is so big it has its own gravitational force

I didn't know you could wear half a bowling ball as a hat

Wait, you talked? I thought I was looking at the moon for a second there...

Then why are you using the impact font instead of the new cool Helvetica font we got gramps?