Hol up

ima shak ima shak ima shaaark

im coming for u im coming for u

Me: *records Bf and Gf having s*x with the camera I brought*

When they're done

U forgot to turn it on

Shoot.

*They see you*

Run

D'oh. I'll just wait until they do it again

They are doing it again

*Turns on camera and records Bf and Gf having sex*

You done bro

YEs. *Posts the video of Bf and Gf having s*x on youtube*

You hear that?

Is that a shark?

What a minute

Slowly

*in my head* Ok. I must not mess up again.

Me: Yes I got it. *Logs into my youtube account and posts the second video of BF and GF having s*x as well*

Imagine their reaction after watching the video

Me: Yeah. *Gets out of the water*

Me: I'm not in the water. I was behind a tree. *Runs to a bush and hides*

They're having s*x in the ocean

Me: *Turns on the camera and records BF and GF again*

How can you even breath underwater

Me: I have Scuba gear on, and my phone is in a water-proof case.

Minecraft players:you need scuba gear?

Me: IRL, yes

Do you even get it

Me: *Laughs at the fact BF and GF didn't care that I posted then having s*x on the internet*

You forgot to log in

Me: I did log in.

You just log in 1 second ago

Me: I logged in before I posted the video of BF and GF having s*x.

They will be confused by how they're having s*x but gf is a mermaid

Me: Still, I think BF and GF would scream if they saw the video.

They are watching it

Me: *tries not to laugh*

They're finding you

Under the water

Oh ok

Me: So BF and GF don't care that I posted a video of them having s*x on Youtube??

They dont even see you yet

Me: Well that's good.

Just log in